http://www.ubergizmo.com/2012/10/honda- ... he-ladies/

Get out of town. Women don't need fleshlights! We do? Oh, okay.Take your pick.First time I walked in to a guitar store at age 15, the salesman came over. Can I interest you in our Daisy Rock range? Made for smaller fingers!I play jumbo frets, ass-wagon.

lebkuchen wrote:Frank Decent wrote:All text in this thread should be pink, or gtfo.Shrinked your post.Optimized for smaller eyes and brains.

(tangentially related to the thread topic) Dear Fellow Middle-Aged Ladies, Hello Kitty is indeed adorable, as we've all known since at least the mid-'90s, but if your person and your home are heavily encrusted with Hello Kitty swag and you're >50 or so, you might want to think about dialing back the kawaii just a bit. Badtz Maru and UglyDolls are still OK though. Love, :::

AlBStern wrote:Bic For Her Medium Ballpoint PenI tried these on a whim, and I have to say I wasn't very impressed. The applicator mechanism is far too fiddly, and the plastic tampon inside far too thin (not to mention uncomfortable and non-absorbant) - I'm sure there must be a knack to using them, but I couldn't find it. They also stained my knickers blue for some reason. I really wanted to like these, but it's back to pads for me.Hall. Of. Fame.In the course of looking for a good source on all the stupid pink laptops out there, I found this... the linked articles contain some of the best-worst stock photography I've seen in a while. To wit:

You ladies don't know what a good thing you've got with the special female-exclusive colour. I wish there was a male-exclusive colour I could use to stop my girlfriend stealing all my good socks.

I believe New Glarus was the first as well, if I'm not mistaken.

PEPPER! wrote:ERawk wrote:offal wrote:Women to get their own beer; will they want it?http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/201 ... /83857942/Ya know, since this is a woman doing her thing and calling her brewery High Heels, I say more power. All I care about is that she is making good ass beer and maybe frightening MRAs/stupid ass penis people with an obnoxiously feminine name for a brewery. I mean, there are penis people who named their brewery Clown Shoes, which is a way shittier name. to say nothing of the million craft beers with dumbass sexist names (lookin' at you, Flying Dog). it's almost as bad as fuzz pedals.New Glarus is women owned, just to let anyone who doesn't know that in.

Some jeweler had a billboard on westbound MN 55, just outside the Koch refinery, that said Hardware store for women. I wondered how they got away with that. It's since been replaced by a similar one that says just get me something small. I guess we can call that progress, maybe?

Janeway wrote:why did society tell us we're princesses that get rescued out of our towers by brave knights when we're always the ones at summer camp having to cross to the boys side and ask them to dance because all they can do is stare at us?instead of handing them sports, i wish senators taught their sons how to kiss a girl properly. start with her cunt, and work your way up..haha cunt rhymes with bunt and i've never had a problem saying it, so embrace it niggas!!still.. i recommned falling in love with a white man. the juice is still worth the squeeze.. I've never been on a rollercoaster, but following this post must be what it feels like.