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11 by ironyengine_Archive
unarmedman wrote:ah yes, that would have been another top choice of mine!!! i used to work at officemax a few years ago, and they played this song on soft rock station there all the time. i remember i used to get pissed and kick around boxed-up desk furniture in back whenever songs like that came on. that had to be the easiest job i've ever worked.


I had a remarkably similar experience working at Staples, with the song "Linger" by the Cranberries. Staples didn't play soft rock radio, but rather their own closed-circuit muzak feed so I got to hear this song upwards of 8x a day. Salut, fellow office-supply-madman.
Rick Reuben wrote:You are dumber than week-old donuts.

worst lyrics ever

13 by mattw_Archive
Some final thoughts for the day:

1) Train makes kittens cry

2) Slipknot make me laugh. Really. Hard.

The band: Slipknot. The song: People=Shit

Slipknot wrote:
Come on !!

Here we go again motherfucker !!

Yeah !!

Come on down
And see the idiot right here
Too fucked to beg and not afraid to care
What’s the matter with calamity anyway
Right...get the fuck out of my face
Understand I can’t feel anything
It isn’t like I wanna sift through the decay
I feel like a wound
Like I got a fucking gun against my head
You live when I’m dead

One more time motherfucker !!

Everybody hates me now so fuck it
Blood on my face and my hands and I don’t know why
I’m not afraid to cry
But that is none of your business

Whose life is it, give it, see it, feel it, eat it
Spin it around so I can spit in its face
I wanna leave without a trace
Cause I don’t want to die in this place

People=shit [x4]
(what you gonna do)
(I’m not afraid of you)
(I’m everything you’ll never be)

Come on !!

It never stops
You can’t be everything to everyone
Contagion I’m sittin on the side of satan
What do you want from me?
They never told me the failure I was meant to be
Overdo it, don’t tell me you blew it
Stop your bitchin’
And fight your way through it
I’m not like you
I just fuck up

Come on motherfucker everybody has to die
Come on motherfucker everybody has to die !!

People=shit [x5]
(yeah)
People=shit [x4]
(what you gonna do)
(I’m not afraid of you)
(I’m everything you’ll never be)

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worst lyrics ever

14 by Rotten Tanx_Archive
I thought of this thread earlier while my brother was singing the first verse to a Feeder song. It's not just that the lyrics are bad but that the song is made in a sort of "anthemic" way that makes people sing along to it really easily without stopping to realise it's gibberish.

He's got a brand new car
Looks like a Jaguar
It's got leather seats
It's got a CD player (player, player, player...)

But I don't wanna talk about it anymore

I think we're gonna make it
I think we're gonna save it yeah
So don't you try and fake it
Anymore, anymore

We'll start over again
Grow ourselves new skin
Get a house in Devon
Drink cider from a lemon (lemon, lemon, lemon...)

But I don't wanna talk about it anymore

I think we're gonna make it
I think we're gonna save it yeah
So don't you try and fake it
Anymore, anymore

I think we're gonna make it
I think we're gonna save it yeah
So don't you try and fake it
Anymore, anymore

He's got a brand new car
He's got a brand new car

I think we're gonna make it
I think we're gonna save it yeah
So don't you try and fake it
Anymore, anymore

I think we're gonna make it
I think we're gonna save it yeah
So don't you try and fake it
Anymore, anymore
simmo wrote:Someone make my carrot and grapefruits smoke. Please.

worst lyrics ever

15 by John W_Archive
Man, when you lay out all those other lyrics in one cut & paste post as you just did... somebody open the window, who farted?

Oh, it was Interpol.

But I still like the "Stabbing in the Neck" song. I understand those of you who won't find it in their hearts to forgive me. I'll just be in the corner over here if you need me.

worst lyrics ever

18 by Bradley R Weissenberger_Archive
Dylan quoted the band Train, who in their song "Drops Of Jupiter" wrote:Can you imagine no love, pride [or] deep-fried chicken?

Dylan, how did you fail to highlight this line? This line is a stunner.

Here's the thing: In the right hands, this "deep-fried chicken" line could have been an adept and amusing use of bathetic humor.

Unfortunately, we have plenty of evidence in the case of Train's "Drops Of Jupiter" to suggest that the author was not, shall we say, entirely in control of his subject matter.

worst lyrics ever

19 by geiginni_Archive
Holy shit, is this stuff bad. I'm actually nauseated from reading this stuff. The level of discomfort is akin to shaving one's balls with a rusty putty knife. Damn! The people in this country are really emotionally regressed aren't they. It's like reading a toddler throwing a tantrum. Holy self-important bullshit!

It's no wonder I avoid almost all music that isn't purely instrumental.
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