Thing is, they're both kings anyway, and most of the movie is their wallowing. I mean, is this all there is, no matter where you go?

Trading Palaces.

Jawz - A man-eating great white shark attacks beachgoers at a summer resort town, prompting police chief Martin Brody (Roy Scheider) to hunt it with the help of a marine biologist (Richard Dreyfuss) and a professional shark hunter (Robert Shaw). Soundtrack by Sully Erna

It's a documentary, in real-time, of a lad online searching for a plug-in to give him that smokey, Bohren-ish vibe for a track he just cobbled together on his DAW.

The Vst of Night.

Three men are loaded into a crappy spacecraft. The bulk of the movie is them talking back and forth with mission control about how defective their capsule and their communications systems are. Then there's a fire. And that's my pitch for Apollo 1. The tagline will be "how are we going to get to the moon when we can't even talk between three buildings?"

Only too late did they realize they were inside of a three-mile-wide tornado. Vin Diesel, Benedict Cumberbatch, and Simon Pegg star in Twistex.

Maybe those were a bit morbid.

Four inner-city lads channel their wayward energy into the most-unlikely of successes, turning to classic rock and the tribute band circuit, covering Baba O'Riley in the projects.

BOYZ IN THE HOO.

Six hours of my personal home movies, in CHILDREN OF ME.

A man slowly fills a tub with water while taking his clothes off, in BATHMAN BEGINS.

An illiterate teenager struggles to overcome his deprived upbringing and earn his high school diploma in STE7EN.

A maverick police officer meets his match when he is partnered with the department's latest recruit - a full-grown Australian bush kangaroo! - in ROOCOP.

Patrick Swayze and Demi Moore find themselves being drawn into the world of extreme anal stretching in GHOSTE.

Beverley Hillbillies sequel RETURN OF THE JED.

Self-explanatory biopic CITIZEN KANYE.

A couple have an unplanned pregnancy scare in CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KID.

A young man is granted his wish to meet his deceased father in tearjerking family drama NIGHT OF THE LIVING DAD.

Late wife finds the lust that escaped her throughout a loveless marriage, in REAR WIDOW.

Bear mating season is over. A few young males who were left out are now roaming the land, without purpose, taking their aggressions out on each other.

Fight Cub

With the Death Star destroyed and the Imperial Empire in ruins, there's no choice but to regroup on their remaining fleet of three-wheelers. THE EMPIRE TRIKES BACK.