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Re: The Top 5 Thread

11 by iembalm
kokorodoko wrote: Mon Oct 25, 2021 7:12 pm Top 5 worst movies

1. The Waterboy
2. Ferris Bueller's Day Off
3. Robin Hood: Men in Tights
4. Sex is Zero
5. Bad Boys

Believe me this ranking was hard.
You misspelled 1492: Conquest of Paradise as Ferris Bueller's Day Off, and I have to say I'm confused.
"And the light, it burns your skin...in a language you don't understand."

Re: The Top 5 Thread

12 by Krev
kokorodoko wrote: Mon Oct 25, 2021 7:12 pm Top 5 worst movies

1. The Waterboy
2. Ferris Bueller's Day Off
3. Robin Hood: Men in Tights
4. Sex is Zero
5. Bad Boys

Believe me this ranking was hard.
You forgot Freddie Got Fingered.
We're headed for social anarchy when people start pissing on bookstores.

re: top 5 thread

13 by janeway
Krev wrote: Freddie Got Fingered
this plays out as pretty good comedy



worst movies without getting dark or deep :
1. glitter, awful.. pure awful you can taste it
2. gigli, gross but they had eachother, then and now
3. howard's end, felt like howard was never going to end.. so bored and teased for watching fully through
4. intolerable cruelty, signing and ripping up paper. whole movie. they thought we'd want to see holywood people doing that but we didn't because its boring.
5. what's that other movie similar to howard's end but isn't.. the remains of the day, more like the remains of howard's rear end, awful sequel to the original awful

Re: The Top 5 Thread

14 by A_Man_Who_Tries
iembalm wrote: Mon Oct 25, 2021 5:50 pm Top Five Times I Couldn't Stop My Mouth From Making Words

1. That time I drew "R+L" in a heart on the inside of my fogged-up windshield as I was making out with Kim, followed her out of the car and somehow got her to let me put my arms around her and apologize, and then said, "I love you, Lynn."

2. When I threatened a guy with physical action at a show if he didn't stop jumping onto my broken foot. Him I could probably have handled, broken foot and all. His friends? Not so much, as it turned out.

3. At the very end of making his funeral arrangements, when I told the out-of-town family of a man who had driven his pickup off the road late at night and died on his way home from work, "Be careful on your way down there...the roads are kind of treacherous at night."

4. Working at a graduate school bookstore and telling a guy who was complaining about the price of a tube of replacement leads for a mechanical pencil in relation to the price of the actual mechanical pencil that, "No one is putting a gun to your head," after having been warned about that kind of thing by my manager, who, as it happened, was standing behind me.

5. "If you think you can find someone better, have at it."
HoF-worthy take on the thread.
at war with bellends

Re: The Top 5 Thread

17 by kokorodoko
iembalm wrote: Mon Oct 25, 2021 8:17 pmYou misspelled 1492: Conquest of Paradise as Ferris Bueller's Day Off, and I have to say I'm confused.
I haven't seen 1492, but I am absolutely convinced it cannot beat Ferris Bueller's... not least because 1492 does have that one awesome song on the soundtrack (I'm not a Vangelis fan in general but he could crank out some tremendous stuff every once in a while, one other example being "12 o'clock" - the intro to the Over the Edge radio show).

Haven't seen Freddy Got Fingered either, but I can only imagine.
born to give

Re: re: top 5 thread

18 by losthighway
janeway wrote: Mon Oct 25, 2021 9:11 pm 4. intolerable cruelty, signing and ripping up paper. whole movie. they thought we'd want to see holywood people doing that but we didn't because its boring.
I was going to do the Top 5 worst Coen brothers movies, and could only think of two I don't like (Lady Killers is dreadful as well). So in tribute:

Top 5 Best Coen Brothers Films

No Country for Old Men
Miller's Crossing
O Brother (no YOU'RE basic!)
Hudsucker Proxy
Barton Fink
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