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Re: Things that sound like they could be sex acts.
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2022 1:08 pm
by ChudFusk
and here we go downhill
Re: Things that sound like they could be sex acts.
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2022 1:11 pm
by PASTA
ChudFusk wrote: Fri Apr 01, 2022 1:08 pm
and here we go downhill
Edited to supply source (Urban Dictionary)
Re: Things that sound like they could be sex acts.
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2022 1:55 pm
by A_Man_Who_Tries
The Miami Dolphin
Some sort of ultrasonic edging. Often accompanied by a Dan Marino.
Re: Things that sound like they could be sex acts.
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2022 2:09 pm
by biscuitdough
There’s a company that makes video distribution equipment called Blonder Tongue.
Not those kind of videos
Re: Things that sound like they could be sex acts.
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2022 2:18 pm
by Geiginni
biscuitdough wrote: Fri Apr 01, 2022 2:09 pm
There’s a company that makes video distribution equipment called Blonder Tongue.
Not
those kind of videos
I do not miss the days of designing broadband RF distribution - particularly tap & trunk systems.
There's also Times Microwave - which sounds like something that involves a street performer in cosplay making your genitals warm at-a-distance.
Re: Things that sound like they could be sex acts.
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2022 3:01 pm
by Krev
G.G. Allin
Roger Waters
Re: Things that sound like they could be sex acts.
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2022 3:06 pm
by losthighway
The Power Wash
The Denver Boot
Pencil Sharpener
Bowling Pin
Frothing the Milk
Caulking the Shower
Re: Things that sound like they could be sex acts.
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2022 3:07 pm
by jfv
PASTA wrote: Fri Apr 01, 2022 1:00 pm
enframed wrote: Fri Apr 01, 2022 9:15 am
Pommel Horse (probably is one)
from Urban Dictionary:
"Pommel Horse
The sexual act of a smaller man taking charge of a larger woman.
Resembling an Olympic gymnast straddling the two "love handles" and swaying his body about in a routine. Depicted as a straddling motion. Applying only to men because the pommel horse is only for male gymnasts. An endearing feat requiring a upper body strength and stamina.
Guy # 1: Wow look at that big and tall sized woman.
Guy # 2: Yeah I wouldn't mind giving her a pommel horse and straddling her buy her love handles."
I am too much of a newbie to nominate HOF material, but…
This is pretty damn good.
Re: Things that sound like they could be sex acts.
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2022 3:20 pm
by losthighway
The French Doorbell (fun?)
Biscuits and Gravy (gross?)
The Tijuana Brass Band (crowded)
Re: Things that sound like they could be sex acts.
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2022 6:10 pm
by Nico Adie
Telefunken
Sort of like a solo wraparound, but with ASMR. An advanced technique.
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Leave a finger/something in there and return to it later