Have you ever gotta smile from a dingo?
Can you make a love to a lingo?
Slap back a ding dong a long gringo
Cali-tastic tongue tip hit drums a la Ringo

A jibba jab willa,
California still livin',
girl I wanna get to know you,
put your ass to the pilla [sic: pillow]

Nick Cave radio proximity cheata
Zigaboo in my shoe but I never meet her
Dang if I doo wa diddy dumb gribble
Hate a thermos cup whenna motha starta dribble

Little drippy, slippn leaky little tips now
like a dilly with a silly yappy baby chow
pop rocks are poppn in ya mouf now
pass a puppy thru da hips of a dairy cow

How now brown cow, eat my chips!


I fucking hate RHCP.

Shamma doodle, the big bamboodle
Ding dang dong
California long noodle

Kniferide wrote: Thu Jun 01, 2023 1:56 pm
pass a puppy thru da hips of a dairy cow

Thread was all worth it just for this line!

Los ticka toe rest
Might like a sender doe ree
Your make a doll a ray day sender
Bright like a penalty
Exi-tease my ray day member
Half-lost a beat away
Purst in like a one-way sender
War give a heart like a fay

Kniferide wrote: Thu Jun 01, 2023 1:56 pm
pass a puppy thru da hips of a dairy cow

HOF

To be fair though he's not specific on which direction the puppy is going.

ChudFusk wrote: Thu Jun 01, 2023 8:45 pm Los ticka toe rest
Might like a sender doe ree
Your make a doll a ray day sender
Bright like a penalty
Exi-tease my ray day member
Half-lost a beat away
Purst in like a one-way sender
War give a heart like a fay

oh blasphemy

you are confusing genius with idiocy! Get the Melvins name out your mouth!

ChudFusk wrote: Thu Jun 01, 2023 8:45 pm Los ticka toe rest
Might like a sender doe ree
Your make a doll a ray day sender
Bright like a penalty
Exi-tease my ray day member
Half-lost a beat away
Purst in like a one-way sender
War give a heart like a fay

Two lines in, and I’m thinking, “This almost sounds like it could be by . . .”

Then I get to “exi-tease.”

Well played.