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son of rank: the kenny
Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2004 11:36 pm
by STF_Archive
The Kenny: Eating a Swedish Fish after not having eaten one for a long time.
Slightly Better: Getting a really fresh, moist can of dip after having a few not so fresh ones.
Slightly Worse: Eating a genuine gummi bear after not having one...etc.
The Kenny: Drinking an ice-cold cheap beer after mowing the lawn on a hot day.
Slightly better: Drinking an ice-cold cheap beer after mowing the lawn on a hot day then--hey, the game's on!--and I have five beers left.
Slightly worse: Drinking an ice-cold cheap beer on a hot day after doing nothing.
son of rank: the kenny
Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2004 7:16 am
by gcbv_Archive
The Kenny: Jam Band
Just Better: Garage Rock
Just Worse: Hippies in Buses, going to see Jam Band
The Kenny: Jelly Beans
Just Better: European Candy
Just Worse: V8
son of rank: the kenny
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 1:30 am
by Sticky_Archive
Guys, this game is gonna die again if you don't include the next thing to Kenny after you kenny something.
stackmatic wrote:Running down a tip-up strike whilst ice fishing.
Just better : _ knowing what the hell you're talking about.
Just worse: Wondering what the hell you're talking about.
Ok, how about... umm.... The Hockey Playoffs, or dental floss.
son of rank: the kenny
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 8:49 am
by Chris G_Archive
The Kenny: Jam Band
Just Better: Being stone deaf
Just Worse: Dying and going to Hell
son of rank: the kenny
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 8:58 am
by tmidgett_Archive
kenny: dental floss
just better: multi-ply toilet paper
just worse: q-tips
now kenny:
martin short
son of rank: the kenny
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 9:19 am
by Chris G_Archive
Kenny: Martin Short
Just Better: Robin Williams, the Cocaine Years
Just Worse: Dana Carvey during his Shilling-For-Mountain-Dew period
Now Kenny this:
Peet's Coffee
son of rank: the kenny
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 9:20 am
by brian_Archive
kenny: martin short
just better: jiminy glick
just worse: charles grodin
now kenny: the sheath of plastic that covers each toilet at o'hare airport
son of rank: the kenny
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 10:16 am
by tmidgett_Archive
kenny: peet's coffee
just better: illy espresso
just worse: trader joe's french roast
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kenny: the sheath of plastic that covers etc.
j.b.: putting a layer of t.p. in the bowl before you do your thing, to avoid the dreadful 'splash back' phenomenon
j.w.: as mentioned in 'rank,' by stack i think, the puddle of indeterminate composition in close proximity to the public toilet. to be 'just' worse, it would have to not be in the way.
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now kennY:
_walker, texas ranger_
son of rank: the kenny
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 10:27 am
by brian_Archive
kenny: walker, texas ranger
just better: hunter
just worse: the district, starring craig t. nelson
now kenny: the neighbor that every kid was afriad of when you were
under the age of ten
(does anyone else log in multiple times to 'post' something?)
son of rank: the kenny
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 10:37 am
by Bradley R Weissenberger_Archive
tmidgett wrote:_walker, texas ranger_
The Kenny: "Walker, Texas Ranger"
Just Better: The ads in the back of "Soldier of Fortune" magazine
Just Worse: 1-800-COLLECT television ads featuring Terry Bradshaw
Now Kenny:
Living to be 77 years of age and then drowning in a pickup truck that becomes accidentally submerged in an irrigation canal.