He's probably turning into a wolf.

Or liftin' weights.

Or yelling "whoooooah".

Or sitting on the toilet.

Or maybe all of the above.

Glenn Danzig, for god's sake.

the Classical wrote:I bet he's flagrantly violating public library rules and just sitting there w/ an open book...rolling a cig

Or worse, he is at a Barnes and Noble's reading a book he hasn't paid for while dropping a steamy pile.
I wonder if he knows that he'll have to pay for that book.

I think he is meeting with his lawyers to discuss a possible lawsuit against Jay Ryan.

Filming a motivational/instructional video about autoeroticism through weightlifting.

He's on the phone talking to his Mother.

Going down on Ma Clortho while Vince watches through the keyhole with his hand down his pants.

Ol' Glenny is standing in his black marble bathroom with a towel around his waist, with his head tilted back, moving slowly right to left. He's looking for nosehairs. He is listening to a capella opera. He is daring himself to wear white today.

Going down on Ma Clortho while Vince watches through the keyhole with his hand down his pants.

Well now, I don't think that our friend Mr. Danzig knows his way around Appalachia, and I don't think i've ever seen him around the house (although I have had him paged). Plus, I always known that Mama Clortho (all 600 pounds of her) is fond of Wes9 givin' her pleasure, especially while he is playing boring baseball games!

the Classical wrote:I bet he's flagrantly violating public library rules and just sitting there w/ an open book...rolling a cig

I will crush him.

Cranius wrote:He's on the phone talking to his Mother.

or maybe he's on the phone talking to your mother.