Look, every time a monkey goes bad, a hot chick saves the day.

Every time a robot goes bad, Will Smith saves the day.

Monkeys!

connor wrote:A robot butler has no heart, so he would neither kill or love you, unless programmed to do so.

Go with the robot butler.

Until the robot butler is hit by lightning and becomes self-aware and decides to organize the other robots and overthrow the humans! Don't you watch the news? This happened, like, eighty times last week. Gah!

bumble wrote:Look, every time a monkey goes bad, a hot chick saves the day.

Every time a robot goes bad, Will Smith saves the day.

Monkeys!

i recall linda hamilton saving the day once or twice...

that damned fly wrote:i recall linda hamilton saving the day once or twice...

Linda Hamilton is just Will Smith with more muscles. Sheesh.

Linus Van Pelt wrote:As for the poll, the poop factor wins out.

Robot Butler.

i think a monkey smart enough to serve as butler would also be smart enough to poop in an enclosed space and take it out to the compost bin, like any good butler would do.

monkey, hands down.

so now the question, to echo Milhouse Van Houten, is: how many monkey butlers will there be?

gio wrote:so now the question, to echo Milhouse Van Houten, is: how many monkey butlers will there be?

..and will there be any monkey knife fights?

i would say monkey butler except every monkey i've seen poops a lot and throws its crap everywhere. does the monkey butler know how to use a toilet AND flush? and wipe his own butt? or does he wear a diaper? and if so, who changes it? do you really want a butler with a diaper? does he get moody? will he get monkey hair in my fresh monkey squeezed lemonades? or my food? but then robot doesn't sound much better (or worse). does it have the predisposition to kill you? is it like, an android brent spiner style? does it talk and is it creepy? can you have sex with it?

bumble wrote:

connor wrote:A robot butler has no heart, so he would neither kill or love you, unless programmed to do so.

Go with the robot butler.

Until the robot butler is hit by lightning and becomes self-aware and decides to organize the other robots and overthrow the humans! Don't you watch the news? This happened, like, eighty times last week. Gah!

You've obviously never seen a little moving picture I like to call SHORT CIRCUIT.

Maybe when he becomes self-aware he'll learn to love. And not disassemble.


And monkey butlers? Remember Homer's monkey helper? Pray for Mojo

you think you are picking up chicks with a robot butler??? that boat has ran a-ground man, Monkey Butler it is...