Page 2 of 4
Other words for wank.
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:13 pm
by rachael_Archive
Angriest_Dragon wrote:rachael wrote:Angriest_Dragon wrote:Killing 15 minutes
Are you cranky today angel?
Yes
Then maybe you should go kill 15 minutes?
Other words for wank.
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:18 pm
by Peripatetic_Archive
15 minutes? Wow, yourself is lucky!
Myself only lasts like 3 minutes, and then rolls over and goes to sleep.
Other words for wank.
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:22 pm
by placeholder_Archive
I unashamedly own Beavis and Butthead's Ensucklopedia, a fine book about life and how to live it. In this book there is an entire page devoted to slang terms for wanking, and I'll post them when I get home if I remember. Some of them are pretty funny.
Other words for wank.
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:24 pm
by fortissimorecords_Archive
'Having a beat'
Other words for wank.
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:39 pm
by Rodabod_Archive
Spurting your load
Other words for wank.
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:40 pm
by Angriest_Dragon_Archive
rachael wrote:Angriest_Dragon wrote:rachael wrote:Angriest_Dragon wrote:Killing 15 minutes
Are you cranky today angel?
Yes
Then maybe you should go kill 15 minutes?
I did and it was less than satisfactory for my likings. There was something missing. Maybe it was the porn or my maybe my memories of good times have been tainted.
Other words for wank.
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 3:41 pm
by Rotten Tanx_Archive
My friends and I used to make them up all the time, just random combinations of words (eg. tickling the ferret, stabbing the grasshopper, disecting the alarm clock, etc) and the one that eventually stuck was "waxing the hippo".
Other words for wank.
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 3:04 am
by Loretta_Archive
Greasing the baseball bat
One off the wrist (monty python)
Shaking hands with the unemployed
Raping my hand
Shagging Palm and her five sisters
Milking the cow
Other words for wank.
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 3:22 am
by Gramsci_Archive
Choaking the chicken.
Other words for wank.
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 4:21 am
by Loretta_Archive
Slapping the granny
Underarm bowling(girls)
Stretching the clam(girls)
Feeding the pony(girls)