run joe, run wrote:

Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:Would you sue Russell Crowe if he threw a phone at you?

I would kick his 41 year old ass up and down the hotel corridor, then strip him naked and drag him into the lobby and spit on him, before going up to his room and pissing over his pervy gladiator costume and throwing his stuff around.

Or, if I was a shit hot lawyer, or friends with one, I'd go down like a sack of shit screaming "My teeth! Goddamn you, Crowe - my teeth!" and then sue the joy out of him.

Alternatively I might challenge him to a sword fight in a dusty arena with blatantly added-in-as-special-effect tigers and an unconvincing cgi crowd and kick his 41 year old ass into the goddamn Roman Warriors dugout. But that would be nothing to do with him chucking a phone at me, that would be settling the score he started when I sat through that BASTARD GLADIATOR FILM.

LA Confidential was good though.

Salut, run joe, run! This is very entertaining post!

Who would win a fistfight between Kenny Rogers and Russell Crowe? I do not know.

Better question: where has life taken you if you find yourself purchasing a "30 Odd Foot of Grunts" record of your volition?

"I am going to go to the store, and I am going to purchase this new record by this band that features film star Russell Crowe as its lead singer! And then I am going to listen to this record!"

Same goes for going to a "30 Odd Foot of Grunts" show, although I guess that I can see why the 35+ year old sensible sedan-driving female set might want to "get close" to Russell Crowe. You know, probably at the House of Blues.

Hey! "Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World", I thought this movie was really good movie!

Jack Aubrey! This is good name for naval captain!

soul_rancher wrote:Although he is the source of some amusing local anecdotes here in Sinney.

You don't want to go saying bad shit about Russ though. Chances are, you might end up regretting it.

Hey, what does this mean? I'm curious.

Does Russell Crowe have "henchmen"?

Wtf.

Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:

run joe, run wrote:

Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:Would you sue Russell Crowe if he threw a phone at you?

I would kick his 41 year old ass up and down the hotel corridor, then strip him naked and drag him into the lobby and spit on him, before going up to his room and pissing over his pervy gladiator costume and throwing his stuff around.

Or, if I was a shit hot lawyer, or friends with one, I'd go down like a sack of shit screaming "My teeth! Goddamn you, Crowe - my teeth!" and then sue the joy out of him.

Salut, run joe, run! This is very entertaining post!

You guys decided to ruin everything, did you?
Russell, Russell, what a fuck of man you are.

If anyone, including that butch guy, threw a phone in my head without being provoked I suppose I would feel shocked and hurt at first. I’d step back and ask 'why did you do this, you frustrated drunken bastard'. Maybe a lawsuit on a spoilt actor would be only sensible thing to do afterwards. Nevertheless there is a slight possibility that I'd react on an impulse and hit him straight in his head eventually ending on the floor, corpse pose in a puddle of blood, hammered by his bodyguards or even him. I would regret later.

I have Sun in Cancer and Moon in Scorpio.

Cancer she is crap mostly.
Scorpio he is not crap sometimes.

Maybe I should forget about naval captains and change TV channel.
I could peacefully munch chips and drink beer on the couch watching re-run of "Rosanne" show. There is that John Goodman character in it goofing around so I can peer in his direction for some extra beefy entertainment.

Btw, yesterday I ate my first 'haddock & chips' on a wooden pier in bizarre Brighton looking at the sea. I felt sick from grease for hours. I don’t mind it though. The first time is the first time.

Oh life, where has you taken me.

What the fuck.