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Funniest Bumper Sticker EVER

Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 12:33 am
by eva03_Archive
Edward wrote:A fellow in my neighborhood drives a big pickup truck that has a bumper sticker that reads "I DON'T MIND STRAIGHT PEOPLE AS LONG AS THEY ACT GAY IN PUBLIC."

Not the best ever, but pretty good.


Yeah the dude who owns that truck died recently, David was his name. I guess his partner is still driving it around.

Funniest Bumper Sticker EVER

Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 12:25 pm
by Tom_Archive
"At least abortions are biodegradable."

Funniest Bumper Sticker EVER

Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 4:44 pm
by Carl_Archive
"Nader '96." On a Chevy Corvair.

Funniest Bumper Sticker EVER

Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 10:11 pm
by shredphones_Archive
i used to have a ribbon magnet that, rather than a ribbon, was the snake from the culpeper minute men flag with "don't tread on me" on it. i know that shit got heavily appropriated by the militia movement and all, but i don't care. it was still the most badass thing i've ever seen. it got stolen after about 3 days.

ACTUALLY...

here it is:
http://www.gadsdenandculpeper.com/snauma.html

i should probably buy another one.

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Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 1:09 am
by minusman_Archive
I once saw a car with one of those "TRY BURNING THIS ONE, ASSHOLE" stickers affixed to the rear bumper. It did not have a picture of an American flag on it because some noble soul called the sticker's bluff. I stood there on the street, pointing and laughing at the carefully scorched sticker for at least a minute. It was a slow day.

Ever since, when I've seen people wearing that slogan on a t-shirt, I sort of feel like I'm letting the team down by not following through.

Funniest Bumper Sticker EVER

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 2:19 am
by Colonel Panic_Archive
Carl wrote:"Nader '96." On a Chevy Corvair.

No way. That's too rich!

I can't believe there are still any of those cars around. My dad used to have one when he first graduated from high school. He said that whenever he turned on the heater in that car, engine fumes and gasoline odor would fill the passenger compartment.

Funniest Bumper Sticker EVER

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 2:49 pm
by Edward_Archive
eva03 wrote:
Edward wrote:A fellow in my neighborhood drives a big pickup truck that has a bumper sticker that reads "I DON'T MIND STRAIGHT PEOPLE AS LONG AS THEY ACT GAY IN PUBLIC."

Not the best ever, but pretty good.


Yeah the dude who owns that truck died recently, David was his name. I guess his partner is still driving it around.

Yeah, that's the one! Richard is actually the guy who passed away. David's alive and doing OK. He had a big garden party yesterday but I was not able to attend.

Funniest Bumper Sticker EVER

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 2:01 am
by eva03_Archive
Edward wrote:
eva03 wrote:
Edward wrote:A fellow in my neighborhood drives a big pickup truck that has a bumper sticker that reads "I DON'T MIND STRAIGHT PEOPLE AS LONG AS THEY ACT GAY IN PUBLIC."

Not the best ever, but pretty good.


Yeah the dude who owns that truck died recently, David was his name. I guess his partner is still driving it around.

Yeah, that's the one! Richard is actually the guy who passed away. David's alive and doing OK. He had a big garden party yesterday but I was not able to attend.

Oh ok My friends live next door to him, that dude always used to hit on me when I delivered pizza's to him he really likes young guys especially "brown ones" and Appalachian ones(his words).

Funniest Bumper Sticker EVER

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 4:23 pm
by Red Square_Archive
i saw this scrawled in the dust on a tailgate once years ago:

'my long hair can't hide my red neck'

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Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 3:48 pm
by newberry_Archive
Has anyone mentioned any of the Landover Baptist Church bumper stickers? Here's one:

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