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stupidest thing a customer ever said to you...

Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 6:41 pm
by major malling marsupial_Archive
davidpye wrote:"Do you know what ALLLLLL those THINGS do?" (Points at mixing desk)..........

well, do you?

stupidest thing a customer ever said to you...

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 1:05 pm
by yaphet_Archive
I've worked at a movie rental establishment for the past few years and when ever a movie in another language is released, it really makes the idiots stand out, which is 99% of the people who rent there.

The endless amount of phone calls I received when Pan's Labyrinth came out asking me for directions to get the movie "in American".

My response was always:

"You can't, you have to read the subtitles."

which was always followed by:

"NOW WHY DID THEY DO THAT!"

and my sarcastic response was always:

"Well... you see sir/madam, the director's name is Guillermo Del Toro, now judging from that alone, one could determine that the director is Spanish."

If they hadn't hung up by then I would finish with:

"If you were to make a movie sir/madam, wouldn't you make it in your native tongue?"

Oh the amount of refunds and complaints, my favorite week of work.

When Letters from Iwo Jima came out I received this question.

"Do you have Phone calls from Emo Gima?"

stupidest thing a customer ever said to you...

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 1:16 pm
by geiginni_Archive
yaphet wrote:"....Phone calls from Emo Gima?"


Would not go see...

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Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 1:19 pm
by yaphet_Archive
I also had someone lose their coupon booklet and demand that I give them their free rentals for the coupons they lost.

Also was asked if this movie was appropriate for their 12 year old son.

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Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 1:30 pm
by Linus Van Pelt_Archive
geiginni wrote:
yaphet wrote:"....Phone calls from Emo Gima?"


Would not go see...


Letters from Aunt Jemima?

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Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 1:54 pm
by eliya_Archive
dunno what this thread is about now, but regarding the original purpose of the thread:

Someone told me "I'm not very good at reading". Which was weird, like "what the fuck?". I told him it will be hard for me to help cause I need him to read me the serial number.






He made it, eventually.

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Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 2:57 pm
by iembalm_Archive
yaphet wrote:I've worked at a movie rental establishment for the past few years and when ever a movie in another language is released, it really makes the idiots stand out, which is 99% of the people who rent there.

The endless amount of phone calls I received when Pan's Labyrinth came out asking me for directions to get the movie "in American".

My response was always:

"You can't, you have to read the subtitles."

which was always followed by:

"NOW WHY DID THEY DO THAT!"

and my sarcastic response was always:

"Well... you see sir/madam, the director's name is Guillermo Del Toro, now judging from that alone, one could determine that the director is Spanish."

If they hadn't hung up by then I would finish with:

"If you were to make a movie sir/madam, wouldn't you make it in your native tongue?"

Oh the amount of refunds and complaints, my favorite week of work.

When Letters from Iwo Jima came out I received this question.

"Do you have Phone calls from Emo Gima?"

They were asking for the dubbed version.
Del Toro is Mexican, not Spanish.
He has made several films in English.

stupidest thing a customer ever said to you...

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 3:02 pm
by Boombats_Archive
yaphet wrote:... was asked if this movie was appropriate for their 12 year old son.

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Not the Director's Cut, which includes the love scene btw ape Dunston and boy Lloyd.

stupidest thing a customer ever said to you...

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 3:07 pm
by newberry_Archive
I used to wait tables at an Italian restaurant, and once, when someone was ordering pasta, they asked if there was meat in the meat sauce.

stupidest thing a customer ever said to you...

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 3:07 pm
by Lazybones_Archive
I'm calling Animal Precinct.