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made-up band names vs. Bradley R. Weissenberger
Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 5:56 pm
by Tree_Archive
1. Meat Wars
2. Tom Stack Flapjack
3. Some Superhero You Turned Out To Be
made-up band names vs. Bradley R. Weissenberger
Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 6:28 pm
by Hosoi_Archive
Better Never Than Laettner!
It's A Shame About Ray Jackson!
Big Country Reeks!
made-up band names vs. Bradley R. Weissenberger
Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 6:32 pm
by Bradley R Weissenberger_Archive
Hosoi wrote:Better Never Than Laettner!
Hosoi advances to the third day with this fine contribution.
made-up band names vs. Bradley R. Weissenberger
Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 6:47 pm
by Arson Smith_Archive
greg wrote:-Multiple Skaliosis
Heh - GALS PANIC (Austin band from about 10 years ago) used to have a zippy little ska number about their guitarist Jer(e)m(y) called "Skoliosis Skank":
This song's about Jeremy's back!
Call him the human question mark
Plug him in and you'll see sparks.
A forty-five percent curve
Squeezing on his spinal nerves.
He still gets the chicks,
But looking at his x-rays really makes us sick!
He spent a year in a body cast.
His sweaty smell made us gasp.
Two metal rods attached to his backbone
Set off airline security things!
Built like a Sherman tank,
Doin' the Skoliosis Skank!
Steve Austin can walk the plank,
Doin' the Skoliosis Skank!
Now he can't breakdance!
Now he can't stagedive!
Now he can't rollerblade!
Looks like he was skinned alive!
[some repeating]
This song's about Jeremy's back!
made-up band names vs. Bradley R. Weissenberger
Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 6:49 pm
by Arson Smith_Archive
The Sex Flakes
Sexy Sexerson
The New Sexual Tangents
(Sex sells, goddamnit!)
made-up band names vs. Bradley R. Weissenberger
Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 7:38 pm
by Bradley R Weissenberger_Archive
Arson Smith wrote:Heh - GALS PANIC (Austin band from about 10 years ago) used to have a zippy little ska number about their guitarist Jer(e)m(y) called "Skoliosis Skank".
Uh oh! Posting song lyrics to the fake-o band names thread!
This doesn't look good.
Arson Smith, nothing has been decided, but you might want to start looking for
a better fit.
made-up band names vs. Bradley R. Weissenberger
Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 7:58 pm
by IPL_Archive
Designated Dagger
Ferrel Tards
Slutty Cock Fiends
made-up band names vs. Bradley R. Weissenberger
Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 9:43 pm
by electrons_Archive
Fake Italian
Coldest Breasts Ever
This Panther Knows Portuguese?
made-up band names vs. Bradley R. Weissenberger
Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 10:03 pm
by Rotten Tanx_Archive
Craving the jive
The Alarm Hands Pyjama Sovereign Uncle Accordian Secrets
Mooning Cyril
made-up band names vs. Bradley R. Weissenberger
Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2005 10:20 pm
by Brett Eugene Ralph_Archive
Angus Jung wrote:Brett Eugene Ralph!
I like this
sexually suggestive comment better than any of your weak band names!
Vice Judge Angus Jung says you are OUT of this competition!
Now you know how Rick Pitino feels!
Be Gone, Brett Eugene Ralph!
-Vice Judge Angus Jung
Fuck all y'all. See you in the Final Four.