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104 by night_tools_Archive
In class today

Teacher: Please work out these values using the formulae on the board over there.

Stupid dick: I can't read the formulae, they're written too small.

Teacher: They're at the other end of the room. You'll have to move closer.

He's going to be a DOCTOR in three years. (or maybe not)
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Funniest thing you heard today

106 by daniel robert chapman_Archive
I'll add another. Before bed last night, that ITV quiz call thing was on telly. If you don't know it, they have a word and you have to phone up and suggest a suffix for money. If it matches one in their list, you win.

The word last night was "Black - we're looking for 'black... something'". They suggested we think in terms of a 'hot drink'.

The next caller, with a touch of brilliance, gave their answer: 'America'.
Twenty-four hours a week, seven days a month

Funniest thing you heard today

107 by Chapter Two_Archive
daniel robert chapman wrote:
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I've said before and I'll say again, if the Yorkshire Evening Post wants me to check this stuff before they go to press, I'll happily go to it.

As a small bonus these three, apparently the oldest surviving triplets in Britain, are 'The Rodgers Sisters'.


This is so funny! The northern news media is so ridiculous. Look North, the BBC north-east news, talks to everyone as though they're eighty five and settling down to a nice mashed banana sandwich. The weatherman is an old turtle headed man who tells us to really wrap ourselves up nice and snug, because later on it's 'going to be a wee bit cheeky.'

Scissor sisters!
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