i had

modes - crap

crippled threat - not crap

lady propane - NOT CRAP

yes the last one is a reference from king of the hill but i liked it so fuck off

My current band is called "Mise en Place".

The fact that we picked a name that everyone pronounces "Mice in Place" is crap.

itchy mcgoo wrote:

Brett Eugene Ralph wrote:

Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:

Angus Jung wrote:I think now is a real good time to finally stop talking about my goddamn band on the EA message boards.

For obvious reasons, I would like to see vockins jam with Oaxacan.

vockins.

Oaxacans.

Don't start me talkin' 'bout Vockins and Oaxacans. They put the "rock" in rockin'!

steve wrote:

Brett Eugene Ralph wrote:That was smokin'! Whatchoo been tokin'? Your shit's off the hook like the house been broke in!

Broke in? I knocked.
Knock knock, let me in
That's why I been knockin'
Y'all talk-talkin'
'Bout Vockins/Oaxacan
Open your dick-trap
and I'll stick my cock in
'Cause that's a lot nicer
Than sock-fuckin' a stocking
I'm in there anytime
Time be tick-tockin'
'Cause clockin', Oaxacan
Talking hard-knockin' Vockins
Gets me hard-cockin'
That's why I been knockin'.

Vockins and Oaxacans?
Put that shit on the bill and the folks be flockin'
Yo merch boofs will need restockin'
Cause those folks rock tighter than Dokken.
Angus Jung so hot, his van band needs lockin'
To keep out the the flock of ladies looking for knockin'
You lookin' to get yo box in?
Put on yo silk stockings.
And git down wif da mad men who know about cock sin.
Yih?
aight?


I'm throwing the sock in.

-l'il mcgoo feat. Whitey
"I Done Grossed Mysef Out"
Mashed Potato Productions

Oh I can't believe this chain'd be broken
three posts past the last blast
and no one else has spoken?-word of vockins
over oaxacan will have your feaux-kin
knockin' more boots than your mom at a lock-in
at the star trek convo, on her knees, straight spockin'.
she's got some tribble on her locks and
she's moving her four arms like the Kraken
to get the cock and crack rock from Kirk
crankin' a "Jock Jams 3" CD on the boom box
like sasquatch.

sonikBOOM wrote: my new project is called Radio 1

Does this name imply that you are 4 times as good as or one fourth as good as Radio 4?

I actually posted this on "worst band names ever" as well. My second ever band was a "surf-metal"/Butthole Surfers theatrics/utter BS band called The Jacklegs. As I understand it, it was supposed to mean something like the opposite of a "Jack of all trades." I don't know - 'twas not my idea - i joined after two other vocalists.

My first was Violent Green. After five months of playing in a basement, we found out that Violent Green was somehow already a band. What were the odds?

itchy mcgoo wrote:Angus Jung so hot, his van band needs lockin'

itchy mcgoo: Being in the throes of my hottness caused you to slur your speech, I think.

Here is a true "van band."

kerble wrote:Oh I can't believe this chain'd be broken
three posts past the last blast
and no one else has spoken?-word of vockins
over oaxacan will have your feaux-kin
knockin' more boots than your mom at a lock-in
at the star trek convo, on her knees, straight spockin'.
she's got some tribble on her locks and
she's moving her four arms like the Kraken
to get the cock and crack rock from Kirk
crankin' a "Jock Jams 3" CD on the boom box
like sasquatch.

Kerble.

Seriously. Where does one go after you take the rhyme to the "mom-whoring-out-at-the-Trek-convention-Jock-Jams-3" place?
leave a ninja some room to get wiggedy.

-itchy mcgoo

itchy mcgoo wrote:Kerble.

Seriously. Where does one go after you take the rhyme to the "mom-whoring-out-at-the-Trek-convention-Jock-Jams-3" place?
leave a ninja some room to get wiggedy.

-itchy mcgoo

We straight spockin' it.

When we not cold bible campin' it.

Yiah.

itchy mcgoo wrote:

kerble wrote:Oh I can't believe this chain'd be broken
three posts past the last blast
and no one else has spoken?-word of vockins
over oaxacan will have your feaux-kin
knockin' more boots than your mom at a lock-in
at the star trek convo, on her knees, straight spockin'.
she's got some tribble on her locks and
she's moving her four arms like the Kraken
to get the cock and crack rock from Kirk
crankin' a "Jock Jams 3" CD on the boom box
like sasquatch.

Kerble.

Seriously. Where does one go after you take the rhyme to the "mom-whoring-out-at-the-Trek-convention-Jock-Jams-3" place?
leave a ninja some room to get wiggedy.

-itchy mcgoo

same place i took your mom.


the Sizzler.

kerble wrote:same place i took your mom.


the Sizzler.

Kerbs, you haven't brought anyone the "Sizzle" since your hip-hope days.





unlike yo momma, who spreads sizzling sores in hobo camps all over town.