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Hilarious Joke
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 10:24 pm
by Andrew L_Archive
Brett Eugene Ralph wrote:benadrian wrote:Brett Eugene Ralph wrote:This one got me booed in Oakland:
Q: How many riot grrls does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Riot grrls never changed anything.
When were you in Oakland? Where'd you play?
Cheers,
ben adrian
who is, like angus, near lake merritt
March of 2004. 40th Street Warehouse. I played with my friend Chris Stroffolino's band, Continuous Peasant, and Chris and Hudson Bell and a girl singer backed me up.
This Chris Stroffolino, he is the same Chris Stroffolino who writes good poetry and has played in the Silver Jews, no?
Hilarious Joke
Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 10:19 am
by MTAR_Archive
LAD wrote: ...Jews, no?
What is the difference between Tai Kwan Do and Judo?
Tai Kwan Do is a form of martial arts and Judo is what bagels are made out of.
Hilarious Joke
Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2005 11:51 am
by Braden_Archive
What do you do if Michael Jackson falls into his pool?
Throw him a buoy!
I guess it's funnier if you say it, not write it.
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Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2005 1:08 pm
by Brett Eugene Ralph_Archive
LAD wrote:Brett Eugene Ralph wrote:benadrian wrote:Brett Eugene Ralph wrote:This one got me booed in Oakland:
Q: How many riot grrls does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Riot grrls never changed anything.
When were you in Oakland? Where'd you play?
Cheers,
ben adrian
who is, like angus, near lake merritt
March of 2004. 40th Street Warehouse. I played with my friend Chris Stroffolino's band, Continuous Peasant, and Chris and Hudson Bell and a girl singer backed me up.
This Chris Stroffolino, he is the same Chris Stroffolino who writes good poetry and has played in the Silver Jews, no?
Correct. He also played on Rising Shotgun's
Don't Forsake Kentucky, from which Steve apparently lifts misapprehended lyrics.
Hilarious Joke
Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 2:37 pm
by John W_Archive
Where does virgin wool come from?
Ugly sheep.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter, the dog's not going to come no matter what you call it!
Hilarious Joke
Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 1:13 am
by kerble_Archive
what's brown and falls from a rainbow?
Shittles.
I made that one up today.
Faiz
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Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 6:00 am
by Loretta_Archive
brilliant.
just read back over them all.
makes my day.
why did the baker have brown fingers?
cos he kneaded a poo.
better said than written.
sorry
Hilarious Joke
Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 8:45 am
by night_tools_Archive
Thanks Rysie,
That joke is still making me laugh as i type this!!
Cheers!
Hilarious Joke
Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 10:29 am
by Loretta_Archive
what small and wrinkly and hangs out your trousers.
your nan
jewish pub - the kosher horses
whats ET short for.
cos he has small legs.
sorry again
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Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 11:15 am
by idiot drummer_Archive
rysie wrote:whats ET short for.
cos he has small legs.
My day is complete. I do believe I'll go to bed now.