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The FUCK OFF Thread.
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 4:45 am
by tipcat_Archive
Students who appeal being failed for plagiarism and make me go to a hearing at 9:15 am on a day when I am on campus from noon until 9: FUCK OFF.
People with no intellectual curiosity: FUCK OFF.
Dishes: FUCK OFF.
People who can't be bothered to go beyond the superficial: FUCK OFF.
Mating games: FUCK OFF.
"Unavailable": FUCK OFF.
Snow: FUCK OFF.
Cold: FUCK OFF.
Winter depression: FUCK OFF.
Student loans: FUCK OFF.
Credit Cards: FUCK OFF.
Vehicle inspection station: FUCK OFF.
Dust bunnies: FUCK OFF.
Persons in this thread who said "Foucault": FUCK OFF
Monocles: FUCK OFF.
(no, not really)
Lack of Sleep: FUCK OFF.
Missed opportunities: FUCK OFF.
No second chances: FUCK OFF.
Existence precedes Essence: FUCK OFF.
The FUCK OFF Thread.
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:05 am
by Hairy_Archive
Job Search: FUCK OFF!
Growing midsection: FUCK OFF!
Non Metric cooking measurements: FUCK OFF!
17" CRT Monitor: FUCK OFF!
Beige: FUCK OFF!
The FUCK OFF Thread.
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:07 am
by tipcat_Archive
Hairy wrote:Beige: FUCK OFF!
What the fuck is wrong with beige? Are you a commie or something?
The FUCK OFF Thread.
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:01 am
by Hairy_Archive
tipcat wrote:Hairy wrote:Beige: FUCK OFF!
What the fuck is wrong with beige? Are you a commie or something?
That's perfect.
You don't like Beige? Why don't you move to Russia, where all they got is Grey! I reckon you won't last a week before you come crawling back!
The worst part is we choose Beige, or more correctly, we allow Beige to choose us. The richest most powerful country in the history of the world. Painting it Beige. No wonder why a little Red, White, and Blue is able to get people excited, if only for a little while.
Beige. You are slightly preferable to Grey, but can FUCK OFF! all the same.
The FUCK OFF Thread.
Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 1:22 am
by el burro_Archive
People who attend college for jazz: Fuck Off.
People that stop on entrance ramps: Fuck Off.
Old guy that's a third degree black belt and threatened to mop the floor with me: Fuck Off.
My wife's parents: Fuck Right Off.
Bar owners that owe me money: Fuck Off.
The FUCK OFF Thread.
Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 2:13 am
by nihil_Archive
el burro wrote:People who attend college for jazz: Fuck Off.
Man, that hurts.
Have fun in Africa, dick.
Thanks for the funny.
The FUCK OFF Thread.
Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 1:00 pm
by atdarecook_Archive
mr.arrison wrote:flavored coffee: fuck off
limp waffles that have gotten cold: fuck off
people who have no sense of art museum etiquette, especially those from Boston: fuck off
rich people and their "crises": fuck off
baltimore pimps: fuck off
anti-intellectuals: fuck off
people who litter: fuck off
ann coulter: fuck off
hillary clinton: fuck off
john mc cain: fuck off
bill o'reilly: fuck off
john kerry: fuck off
microsoft: fuck off
DRM: fuck off
snow that never melts: fuck off
global warming: fuck off
frank lutz: fuck off
suv's: fuck off
disney movies: fuck off
johnny depp: fuck off
keanu reeve's acting teachers: fuck off
gibson guitars with cracked headstocks: fuck off
playing music "for the kids": fuck off
tube amps with crackly volume problems: fuck off
solid state amps that sound like ass: fuck off
taco bells with rats in them: fuck off
taco bell-kfc-pizza hut combo restaurants: fuck off
starbucks in safeway: fuck off
penguin shirts not on sale at least 75% off: fuck off
blown EV15ML speakers: fuck off
swamp butt: fuck off
flat feet: fuck off
body odor: fuck off
stinky feet: fuck off
stale cherrios: fuck off
granola with flax seeds: fuck off
chub rub: fuck off
eating too much pasta: fuck off
nacho cheese sauce after it has gotten cold: fuck off
rotel + velvetta: fuck off
people who keep siamese fighting fish in plastic cups: fuck off
ferrets: fuck off
gold hardware on guitars or drums: fuck off
purple tolex: fuck off
that floor metal covering on mesa boogie heads: fuck off
drum racks: fuck off
more than four toms: fuck off
really small cymbals: fuck off
teal colored basses with five strings: fuck off
dressing like a crusty punk and playing indie pop: fuck off
those huge earrings that leave a giant hole in your earlobe: fuck off
that fucking toe fungus cartoon on that commercial that crawls out from under that yellow toenail: fuck off
rachael ray: fuck off
sandra lee: fuck off
Hey. Whoa. I have flat feet.
The FUCK OFF Thread.
Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 1:05 pm
by bumble_Archive
My inability to concentrate on epi can FUCK RIGHT O- Hey! Bunnies!
The FUCK OFF Thread.
Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 1:12 pm
by Ace_Archive
All the hipster girls in chicago: Get a decent haircut, not a mullet, and FUCK OFF
All the hipster guys in chicago: Get some clothing that fits you, and FUCK OFF
All the hipsters around the world: Quit making/ listening to shitty music for car commercials, and FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUCK OFF!
The FUCK OFF Thread.
Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:08 pm
by boilermaker_Archive
Lars Ulrich: Fuck Right of Fuck.