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Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete
Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2016 7:00 pm
by emmanuelle cunt_Archive
It's not a headline, or rather it probably is one somwhere, but fuck it: remake of 90's hit film 'Jumanji' is in them making with The Rock playing the role of whoever Robin Williams played.Thinking about it was a neat concept and The Rock has charm, but Jesus Fuck, remakes have really jumped the shark.
Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete
Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2016 7:00 pm
by prowler_Archive
Couple Encounters a Black Metal Band in Woods During Engagement Shootlol the guy's name is "Awesome", wouldn't be surprised if he hipster-planned the whole thing
Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2016 7:00 pm
by Dave N._Archive
Just saw one that said Clinton Emails Tied To Weiner Inquiry. Tee hee!
Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2016 7:00 pm
by Maurice_Archive
Rapper behind song 'Sell Drugz' is accused of selling drugs in Pennsylvania
Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete
Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2016 6:00 pm
by Adam Sr_Archive
'New Jeff Koons sculpture is tribute to victims of Paris attacks.'
Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2016 6:00 pm
by MatthewK_Archive
Vice President Joe Biden Gets Permission To Drive A Corvette, Immediately Does A Burnout
Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2017 6:00 pm
by Adam Sr_Archive
'Police Taser their own race relations adviser in Bristol.'
Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2017 6:00 pm
by enframed_Archive
Donald Trump Sworn in as 45th President of the United States
Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2017 7:00 pm
by Adam Sr_Archive
'Chelsea Clinton to get lifetime achievement award.'