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Rule: Men should put the toilet seat down after they piss.
Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 12:43 pm
by WoundedFoot_Archive
Mandroid2.0 wrote:I think this rule was probably manufactured in order to cover up the mess you assholes with your rocket urine make on the rim of the bowl. When I go to the bathroom, I don't want to see your dried urine stains with your pubic hairs encrusted in it. I've never met one among you who cleans the toilet the requisite once a week (or really even once a month), so do me a favour and leave the seat down so that I don't also vomit when I sit down to excrete my wastes.
Also, if you leave the seat up and I wake up in the middle of the night and fall into the toilet because I was avoiding turning the light on/disturbing your rest, I will turn the lights on in order to kick you in the nuts.
If I leave little sprinkles on the rim of the bowl, or maybe even a hair... I will wipe it away with toilet paper. I don't want anyone who uses the toilet after me thinking... "Oh, WoundedFoot was in here before me. What a disgusting motherfucker! Leaving his piss and fallen pubes on the rim of the bowl! GUH-ROSS!"
I'm at least that considerate.
Rule: Men should put the toilet seat down after they piss.
Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 1:51 pm
by SecondEdition_Archive
It's a good rule.
Rule: Men should put the toilet seat down after they piss.
Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 2:02 pm
by mkoren_Archive
SecondEdition wrote:It's a good rule.
Fuckin' sellout liberal !!!
Rule: Men should put the toilet seat down after they piss.
Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 2:09 pm
by sparky_Archive
I thought that it was just common courtesy.
Rule: Men should put the toilet seat down after they piss.
Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 3:28 pm
by Tom_Archive
Linus Van Pelt wrote:I sit when I pee. Problem solved. Standing when you pee at home is silly. Is there anything else that you can do equally well sitting and standing that you stand to do? Do you stand when you watch TV or read a book, just because you can? Why stand when you pee? In public restrooms, obviously. But at home? Forget that.
Watching TV and reading a book you're doing for a while. Pissing you do for 10 seconds. It's easier. I don't have to drop trow to piss. You do.
But I agree with everything else you said. I don't give a shit if the seat is up or down. If someone tells me I should give a shit, I still won't. Adjust the situation to suit your needs. Should I adjust a car seat, anticipating the size of the next driver?
Here's a solution for ya'll who are having a pissy fit over this:
Problem solved.
Rule: Men should put the toilet seat down after they piss.
Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:49 pm
by SecondEdition_Archive
m.koren wrote:SecondEdition wrote:It's a good rule.
Fuckin' sellout liberal !!!
So what?
Rule: Men should put the toilet seat down after they piss.
Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 5:16 pm
by mkoren_Archive
Rule: Men should put the toilet seat down after they piss.
Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 12:07 am
by Andrew_Archive
In my nearly 30 years of consistently satisfying pissing and shitting on this earth, I have learned there is only one hard, fast rule on this subject: do not bring home the Polonius-worthy toast to your son, on the occasion of his wedding, with the hilariously unexpected canard... "but above all, always, always PUT THE SEAT DOWN AFTER YOU FLUSH!!"
Spread the good word. Reduce the shame and loathing quotient of the Western wedding ceremony.
Rule: Men should put the toilet seat down after they piss.
Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 7:08 am
by fishingrhod_Archive
i had a catheter permanently installed just to solve this egregious social problem. ran the tube down my leg and through my shoe so i can dribble gradually throughout my day.
not really.
my technique - leave seat down, piss straight, wipe any splashy stuff away. stray pubes are recycled into a rather coarse felt. et voila! smiles all round.
Rule: Men should put the toilet seat down after they piss.
Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 12:12 pm
by LaSalle bon Dioxide_Archive
I say that if ya'll don't want to sit on a piss stained toilet seat, that you should remember to lift the toilet seat up! Carelessly leave it down and expect to run the risk of urine drips on your ass.
(Just kidding. I actually have made a practice of leaving the toilet nicer than it was left for me).
