I hear she was at a party somewhere up in the hollywood hills and some producer dude she was banging spent like 2 million bucks having an entire jacuzzi filled with piss in the living room. She strips down butt naked in the middle of the party and gets in and starts bathing in it....she's got a sponge and she's wringing it out into her mouth, just big gulps of piss. That's not the worst part.
After about an hour of this, suddenly 6 Mexicans appear dressed in Tuxedos. They surround the hot tub, with a word they drop their pants and turn around with their asses hanging over the edge there.
She swims laps around the hot tub going from ass to ass, jamming her tongue up each of their asses. Suddenly one of them sprays shit out of his ass into the tub....just a big stream of nasty brown shit.
Everyone's fucking sick watching this shit but the producer has locked the doors, he won't let anyone out. He's coked out of his mind, waving a fucking pistol around making people watch this.
One by one each mexican sprays his shit into the tub, the tub is almost overflowing with shit and piss. It's all bubbling up onto the floor and everything.
I guess they sat there the entire fucking night watching her swim around in this mess. She was eating it, spitting it out at people, everything. He passed out at about 9am the next day and someone had to throw a chair through a glass door to get everyone out.

But yeah, her record is not bad.

someone wrote:Scarlett Johannson

I just rifled through 6 pages of this Scarlett Johannson thread, and what, there is only 1 picture of her? Yet there is a whopping 3 pictures of Joey Lawrence and an un-fucking believable 4 pictures of Rick Moranis?? WTF?? Don't let me down PRF'ers; lets see those Scarlett Johannson pics...

this thread is the exact opposite of all those "would you?" threads.



Salut!

kerble wrote:this thread is the exact opposite of all those "would you?" threads.



Salut!

Just wait, there will be some asshole come in with 'I don't find her attractive'
The same assholes who come in and say 'I think the Dio Sabbath is much better than Ozzy sabbath'

You just wanna wring someone's fucking neck.

caix wrote:

Also, Pitchfork approved, already (just for you!):

http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/article/n ... sson-album

Pitchfork wrote:It's here! The album we've been waiting for, breathlessly, all this time. Yes, I'm talking about Scarlett Johansson's Anywhere I Lay My Head, due out May 20 on Atco. And wait-what's this? It's not just ten Tom Waits covers? There's also an original track? Oh man!

Update: Apparently Stars Like Fleas drummer Ryan Sawyer also appears on the album.

As previously reported, ScarJo Rosie collaborated with TV on the Radio's David Sitek, the Yeah Yeah Yeahs' Nick Zinner, and Celebration's Sean Antanaitis on the album.

Album of the year, baby.

FYP

MF Nightmen wrote:

someone wrote:Scarlett Johannson

I just rifled through 6 pages of this Scarlett Johannson thread, and what, there is only 1 picture of her? Yet there is a whopping 3 pictures of Joey Lawrence and an un-fucking believable 4 pictures of Rick Moranis?? WTF?? Don't let me down PRF'ers; lets see those Scarlett Johannson pics...

There are more pics of Scarlett Johannson within this single post by Ricky Reuben than there are contained within this entire thread.

Somebody's dropped the ball here.

Enjoy:

good job everyone, thanks