I have had several weird dreams lately, one in which I was a guest of President Sarkozy and Carla Bruni! It was really like "you're really spoiling me you guys!! thanks!"

fantasmatical thorr wrote:I have had several weird dreams lately, one in which I was a guest of President Sarkozy and Carla Bruni! It was really like "you're really spoiling me you guys!! thanks!"

Every inch of me wants to make some stupid Ferrero Rocher joke. I'm sorry.

me and lemur were hanging out. some guy was bugging us and i kept making smartass remarks. lemur found them funny.

Last night I had a dream I bought a motorcycle, and both Itchy and Vockins were teaching me how to fix it.

I don't think of this as a dream, but rather a procognition of what will actually happen.

that damned fly wrote:me and lemur were hanging out. some guy was bugging us and i kept making smartass remarks. lemur found them funny.

That's pretty damn accurate.

Sorry I didn't make it to Dayton when you toured.

lemur68 wrote:

that damned fly wrote:me and lemur were hanging out. some guy was bugging us and i kept making smartass remarks. lemur found them funny.

That's pretty damn accurate.

Sorry I didn't make it to Dayton when you toured.

no big whoop. the show...um...boombarion, the goody two shoes, some other band featuring women playing garage rock, and the band for whom i was playing bass. i didn't feel like i missed anything by getting drunk in the back and watching people play pool.

also, a lot of porn stores in this one block, and some place called the trolley stop had a bunch of beer. i drank red stripe. i was real bored for a long time that day.


oh, and in the dream, you were being polite, i was being a dick.

burun wrote:Last night I had a dream I bought a motorcycle, and both Itchy and Vockins were teaching me how to fix it.

I don't think of this as a dream, but rather a procognition of what will actually happen.

If you are ever in a position to take repair advice from me, we both need to do the Shaggy/Scooby hug n' scream.

I hope you get biked up real soon.

here,

in the dream i was throwing a big party in what was a combination of my warehouse in milwaukee and my warehouse in spain,

i'm off to the pisser when i am accosted by a guest.

talk for a bit as i edge us closer to the bathroom.

in a half room made out of white sheets of wood about 2meters tall is a shitty band of cross dressers.

i'm about to enter the can, and they start playing "La Dopa"

at which point i no longer have to piss
i run to the white wood stage and start doing the worm in front of the band.

they are astounded and disgusted.

Ace wrote:

burun wrote:

Ace wrote:Last night I dreamed I was in New York City and Ty Webb and H-GM were there.
I hope I haven't scared you. It was pretty random.

Everyone knows Randall hates New York.

Well, he was there all the same ... we were all at a record shop that was guarded by a jaguar (the animal, not the car) - pretty sweet, huh?

Wow. Cool. It'd be swell to go to NYC and hang-out. I'm honored.

I have lots of weird dreams. This morning moreso than being weird it was just funny, and, nevermind the subject matter, it wasn't sexual at all:

Swear to God, this morning I dreamed I was about to willingly enter into a threesome with John McCain and some unknown black woman. We were all on a couch where the woman was really getting into thrusting up and down on his lap. Senator McCain would occasionally begin to rub my back. Unfortunately I woke-up when he started to get really handsy.

H-GM wrote:Swear to God, this morning I dreamed I was about to willingly enter into a threesome with John McCain and some unknown black woman. We were all on a couch where the woman was really getting into thrusting up and down on his lap. Senator McCain would occasionally begin to rub my back. Unfortunately I woke-up when he started to get really handsy.

That was his daughter, of course.