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Marsupialized wrote:

electrons wrote:

Here, take them. You fat fuck, you. Take them and fucking choke on them! I don't think a gorilla eats this fucking much in one sitting. God damn, what the fuck was I thinking marrying you? 40 fucking dollars a day on Egg fucking McMuffins. You seriously wonder why I haven't fucked you in 12 years. Look at yourself! You know what's in these fucking things? You are killing yourself with this shit! Jesus fucking Christ, stop fucking crying. Just sit the fuck down and finish them so we can go home already.

Jesus Christ, guy.

1) Captioned something I thought mostly uncaptionable
2) Really got across a feeling of desperate depression


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andyman wrote:...uncaptionable...

!?!!?!??!!

Is there such a thing with this group? I think not!

electrons wrote:

face plant. also pictured, body tree.

Marsupialized wrote:

electrons wrote:

Here, take them. You fat fuck, you. Take them and fucking choke on them! I don't think a gorilla eats this fucking much in one sitting. God damn, what the fuck was I thinking marrying you? 40 fucking dollars a day on Egg fucking McMuffins. You seriously wonder why I haven't fucked you in 12 years. Look at yourself! You know what's in these fucking things? You are killing yourself with this shit! Jesus fucking Christ, stop fucking crying. Just sit the fuck down and finish them so we can go home already.

This post should win a prize.

i think it should be printed on all of their product wrappers...

sleepkid wrote:

Only you can prevent crotch-fires.

sleepkid wrote:

NerblyBear: Papa, someone's been sitting on your chair.

sleepkid wrote:

goddamn furries perverting american icons now...