Rimbaud III wrote:Did she get all hauntological on your ass?

Now that you mention it she was wearing a T Shirt with 'THE END OF HISTORY' written on it. How did you know?

Rimbaud III wrote:Can we expect to see her at Evan Parker gigs?

Possibly, she demonstrated her own circular breathing techniques when she was blowing on her soup.

Rimbaud III wrote:She's always looked kind of cross-eyed to me - how did she look to (at?) you?

I think this is something to do with her nose, which is so large that it must obstruct her vision.

It's 5pm.

I have 5 hours left at work.

I've been here since 9 am, and it's exhibition week. I have been "problem solving" for the whole day, and I really just want to go home, curl up in a fetal ball, and be in the dark.

I wish I could go see Teenage Jesus tonight.

One of the exhibition staff referred to me as an "alligator" which made me laugh, and then made me kind of sad.

Woke up at 5pm today from a heavy drinking session.

The bartender at work kept feeding me free Jameson which ruled. Walked over to a show and then came back to work for some more drinks. 2 people walked in right before we closed. One guy was from Chicago and hilarious. The other was a 38 year old mega tanned chick with fake tits and acted just like Kathy Griffin. She kept saying she was really hot and showed her tits a few times at the bar. I went back to her place with my friend where we smoked some pot. The friend passed out on the couch and I went in the back to the pool. Just hung out, no action and she undressed to swim. Nice body for an annoying cunt. Fell asleep on her couch and her husband walked in and put a blanket over us.

Weird night. Oh and I think I also threw up in her couch.

Vitamin water is helping me out right now.

vockins wrote:A squirrel dropped out of the sky onto the sidewalk in front of me this morning. Easily 25 feet from anything he could of fallen off of. Incredible thud. He shook it off and bolted.

I saw this happen at an outdoor cafe once. It was covered with a translucent fiberglass material of some sort. In this instance, the squirrel did not fair so well. We could see the outline of it's body twitching through the translucent panel of the roof.

As far as I know, Mark E. Smith was nowhere in the area at the time.

Mark Hansen wrote:

vockins wrote:A squirrel dropped out of the sky onto the sidewalk in front of me this morning. Easily 25 feet from anything he could of fallen off of. Incredible thud. He shook it off and bolted.

I saw this happen at an outdoor cafe once. It was covered with a translucent fiberglass material of some sort. In this instance, the squirrel did not fair so well. We could see the outline of it's body twitching through the translucent panel of the roof.

As far as I know, Mark E. Smith was nowhere in the area at the time.

I'll see your squirrel and raise you a hunk of chicken from the heavens...

I was sitting in my car with the window slightly open and then a fuckin' hunk of meat falls right into my lap. I thought a bird did it but there was no birds anywhere near. I told a friend about this and he mentioned some Bible story about meat from the sky (I don't remember the details) and how it's some sort of omen etc... But an omen for what ?

Whilst texting someone, my phone autofilled JAN to JANDEK.

Yes, it's official: I am a fucking nerd.

burun wrote:Whilst texting someone, my phone autofilled JAN to JANDEK.

Yes, it's official: I am awesome.

FYP.

m.koren wrote:I'll see your squirrel and raise you a hunk of chicken from the heavens...

I was sitting in my car with the window slightly open and then a fuckin' hunk of meat falls right into my lap. I thought a bird did it but there was no birds anywhere near. I told a friend about this and he mentioned some Bible story about meat from the sky (I don't remember the details) and how it's some sort of omen etc... But an omen for what ?

Barbecue sauce.

Skronk wrote:Barbecue sauce.

Perhaps. It was grilled.

The most important person in my life has not spoken to me for a couple of days.
I feel like my heart is literally breaking.