Marsupialized wrote:ERawk wrote:Marsupialized wrote:I stepped in dog shit on the way out of my house this morning.
So nice of the yuppies to let their dog shit in my front yard and just walk away like that. I am going to stab the next yuppie I see letting their dog shit in my yard, you will read about it in the newspaper.
I scraped as much of it off as I could but it's fucking nauseating. I can still smell dog shit wafting up from my shoes. There's no hose here that I can find to spray them off.
I will have to buy new shoes, fuck these shoes.
Paging Col. or PEPPER! to the thread...
I don't follow. Which do either of these men have an interest or expertise in? Dog shit or shoes?
ERawk wrote:Dog shit of the Roscoe Village variety.
Yeah, as PEPPER! and Readheadache can attest, that neighborhood is full of yuppie dog owners who are far too important to stoop to pick up their own pets' droppings.