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Little details from your day
Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:49 pm
by Marsupialized_Archive
My dick got caught in my zipper after I pissed about an hour ago.
There is blood.
Not the way I wanted to start the workday. I was already hung over and queasy. Now I am hung over, queasy and bleeding from the penis.
Little details from your day
Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:52 pm
by Sock OR Muffin?_Archive
HE WAS MASTURBATING!!!
Little details from your day
Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:55 pm
by honeyisfunny_Archive
Fuck Music Ground*
[url=http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1970s-MOSRITE-BRASS-RAIL-ELECTRIC-GUITAR_W0QQitemZ150261180772QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item150261180772&_trkparms=72%3A638%7C39%3A1%7C65%3A12&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14]
SHORTENED LINK (now somewhat calmed at price of guitar) [/URL]
*shitty UK guitar emporium driving the prices of old guitars through the roof.
Little details from your day
Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:55 pm
by Nina_Archive
Sock OR Muffin? wrote:HE WAS MASTURBATING!!!
Duhhh!
We
are talking about 'sup here!
Little details from your day
Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:57 pm
by Marsupialized_Archive
Nina wrote:Sock OR Muffin? wrote:HE WAS MASTURBATING!!!
Duhhh!
We
are talking about 'sup here!
Like you've never masturbated at work, Nina
Little details from your day
Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 2:58 pm
by Nina_Archive
Marsupialized wrote:Nina wrote:Sock OR Muffin? wrote:HE WAS MASTURBATING!!!
Duhhh!
We
are talking about 'sup here!
Like you've never masturbated at work, Nina
Why do you think I work from home? (when I in fact, do work)
Little details from your day
Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 3:02 pm
by bigc_Archive
I knew a girl in high school who used to masturbate in class by rocking her legs together while they were crossed.
Little details from your day
Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 3:03 pm
by Nina_Archive
bigc wrote:I knew a girl in high school who used to masturbate in class by rocking her legs together while they were crossed.
That can not possibly work, can it?
(begins rocking)
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 3:04 pm
by mkoren_Archive
bigc wrote:I knew a girl in high school who used to masturbate in class by rocking her legs together while they were crossed.
Guess I went to the wrong high school.
How could you tell what her intent was ? Did it smell ?
Little details from your day
Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 3:08 pm
by Nina_Archive
This does not work.
I call bullshit.