burun wrote:Look at thisand try not to smile.

that is damn cute. if it was cheaper i'd buy one for my dog.

I just broke myself at the gym thrust pumping my Dennis Quaids. I must have curled off at least fifty sets of German squats and prolly about a hundred rip-shits.

Worship my slats.

When I wake up tomorrow, I am going to ache like a punchedcunt.

this morning my short boss asked me about camping; apparently his son would like to go. he asked me what happens when one makes a reservation at a campsite, do they have your name on a list? i explained to him that they do in fact keep reservations. he then asked specifically about a campground about 3 miles from his house; he’d like to camp close to home so in case his son doesn’t like it they can go home.

Went to print out my most recent story at the local library. On the walk home I came across a photocopier at the YWCA(read:youngwomen'schristianassociation) and rashly decided to get a 200 lb copier home. Brand name is Ricoh and a search on the back of the copier yeilded model# 2050. The Internet needs more information.

Thanks Dawn French.

I had to work on a project a little while ago that required just me and the REALLY attractive woman who works here to be in the same room alone for a good half hour. Just me and her putting this thing together.

I have mentioned this woman before but just to recap: This woman has to be in the top 4 most sexually attractive women on the planet Earth, if not higher. Very well could have the top spot. It's not just me thinking this woman is super hot, everyone agrees. It's absolutely inhuman. She's a terrible human being, she wears the most skimpy clothing you can imagine and just struts around stretching and bending over in front of everyone every chance she gets. I would rather someone came in and punched me in the face every 20 minutes than have to sit and look at that one more time. It's too much. Just too much. Makes you wanna just shoot yourself in the face and be done with it.

You want to hide when she comes around. You just wanna climb under your desk and curl up into a ball until it passes. You start sweating and feeling nauseous. It seriously feels like a heat lamp is pointed directly at you when she is standing in front of you. Other people have mentioned feeling this way as well. I have never encountered someone with such raw power. She touched my arm at one point and you know how your stomach feels when you go on a roller coaster, that first big drop? That's how it felt, I got light headed.

It's not right for someone to possess such powers, it's dangerous. Men have been driven completely mad by much less. She's pure evil.

Please provide pictures

The Code is Almighty wrote:Please provide pictures

I am afraid the camera would burst into flames in my hand or she would become angry and destroy me.

Marsupialized wrote:It's not right for someone to possess such powers, it's dangerous. Men have been driven completely mad by much less. She's pure evil.

Aww, intimidated by a pretty girl? I thought you were married, if any girl should intimidate you it should be your wife, no?

Braden wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:It's not right for someone to possess such powers, it's dangerous. Men have been driven completely mad by much less. She's pure evil.

Aww, intimidated by a pretty girl? I thought you were married, if any girl should intimidate you it should be your wife, no?

Yeah, what are you some tie wearing professional or something?

Marsupialized wrote:

The Code is Almighty wrote:Please provide pictures

I am afraid the camera would burst into flames in my hand or she would become angry and destroy me.

Aw come on. If you posted a picture of a girl you were asking us whether or not to bang, you could post a picture of One of the Hotter Women on the Planet.