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the Classical wrote:

Kenny: a sloppy drunk who is a close talker and not nearly as funny as he thinks he his

JB: the indiscriminate white rage you feel when you bang your head against something just so.

JW: realizing (too late) that getting very drunk won't redeem the staff party.

Kenny: NHL goalie Cam Ward's mask.

Andrew L. wrote:Kenny: NHL goalie Cam Ward's mask.

Just Better: Kari Lehtonen's mask

Just Worse: The somewhat high probability that these goalies wear those masks while fucking.


Kenny can you hear me?: "See ya later, sweet potater!"

Tree wrote:Kenny can you hear me?: "See ya later, sweet potater!"

Just Better: "I yam what I yam."
Just Worse: "Warmest Beauregards, Jewel"

kenny predict the future: A sudden, marked increase in popularity of the cod-piece.

kerble wrote:kenny predict the future: A sudden, marked increase in popularity of the cod-piece.

Just better: A sudden, marked increase in Cameo record sales.

Just worse: A sudden, marked increase in all other Jethro Tull "pioneered" fashion trends.

I dinna ken: the sudden urge to purchase, and read, Starring Sally J. Freedman As Herself.

It's there now. I was lost in Ian Anderson's psychedelic waistcoat.

Aqualunge.

burun wrote:I dinna ken: the sudden urge to purchase, and read, Starring Sally J. Freedman As Herself.

Just Better: starting work on a stage adaptation of Judy Blume's Forever.

Just worse: subscribing to Seventeen at twenty-three.

kentriloquist: buying copy after copy of "the Complete Works of __________" type books and never reading a single page of any of them.

kerble wrote:kentriloquist: buying copy after copy of "the Complete Works of __________" type books and never reading a single page of any of them.

JB: Buying copy after copy of "The Condensed Works of ________" type books and giving them to your Great Auntie Lou, who will never read a single page of any of them and would really just prefer control-top panty hose.

JW: Buying copy after copy of the works of Debbie Macomber.

Kenneth Lay: A long, slow, afternoon contemplation of twistie ties.

Who is this "Kenny"?
And why is he so important?

bumble wrote:Kenneth Lay: A long, slow, afternoon contemplation of twistie ties.

Just better: A long, slow, afternoon contemplation of the ghost sign visible from my office window.

Just worse: A long, slow, afternoon contemplation on the inner workings of the flash tubes in the Acute Profoto lighting system.

Kenna hora: Watching Moulin Rouge because nothing else is on.

My middle name is Kenneth.
My Dad's first name is Kenneth.
I hope this does not automatically qualify me as "Crap".