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burun wrote:
Kenna hora: Watching Moulin Rouge because nothing else is on.

Just better:a peanut butter and honey sandwich

Just worse: watching Point Break and deciding that when it's done you are going to watch it again. Fuck yes.



Kenny: slippers

burun wrote:

Kenna hora: Watching Moulin Rouge because nothing else is on.

JB: Getting kicked in the gibs just to get a laugh out of your dying Grandmother.

JW: The Holocaust.


Kenny: Hiring a private detective to find the girl you had a crush on in middle school because you are feeling lonely.

nihil wrote:
Kenny: Hiring a private detective to find the girl you had a crush on in middle school because you are feeling lonely.

JB: Posting inane crap on a message board because you are feeling lonely.

JW: Hiring a detective to find your privates.

Don't look back in Kenneth Anger: John Wright's knees.

Andrew L. wrote:Don't look back in Kenneth Anger: John Wright's knees.

JB: The unwashed quitters that are John Wright's socks.
JW: John Wright's shorts.

Tuck It Away, indeed.

The Classical Kenny: slippers

itchy mcgoo wrote:The Classical Kenny: slippers

JB: Smoking Jackets
JW: Totes 'Slipper Socks'.


Kenny: The realisation that women actually fart.

fart.

Rimbaud III wrote:Kenny: The realisation that women actually fart.

Just better: apparently having ongoing issues with women's bathroom habits
Just worse: shaking hands with someone who just walked out of the bathroom, whose hands are bone-dry.

Birth Kentrol: you build a hammock out of taco bell wrappers large enough to accommodate the weight of someone who eats enough taco bell tacos to make a hammock out of the wrappers.

kerble wrote:
Birth Kentrol: you build a hammock out of taco bell wrappers large enough to accommodate the weight of someone who eats enough taco bell tacos to make a hammock out of the wrappers.

just better: a line of leisure wear made of tamale corn husks

just worse: a home made of original McDLT "Hot side Hot, Cool side Cool" containers


Kenny: Lame Duck

the Classical wrote:Kenny: Lame Duck

Just better: Stool Pigeon

Just worse: Spending thousands of years developing your distinctive brownish upper plumage and streaked breast only to be named the Titlark.


Ken you guess who I had in the back of my taxi: Gene Simmons' facelift.

cjh wrote:Ken you guess who I had in the back of my taxi: Gene Simmons' facelift.

Better: Soft Machine's Facelift

Worse: The clay bust of Lionel Ritchie that the blind girl makes in the video for 'Hello'



The Kenneths: Catching a train in Nice to travel to Lyon, only to wake up 5 hours later in Dijon, 300 miles north of Lyon. You've in fact caught the train for the Gare de Lyon, Paris.