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My friend once told me about "the Chicago Fire"=peeing in the vaj.

I always thought the Donkey Punch was called the Sneaky Pete, cause you sneak Pete in when she's not ready...

The Alabama Hot Pocket


(defecating in the vadge)



Yep.

Wow, I think it would be really cool if this thread died. Because the idea of shitting or pissing in a woman's vagina really isn't funny you fucktards.

rachael wrote:Wow, I think it would be really cool if this thread died. Becasue the idea of shitting or pissing in a woman's vagina really isn't funny you fucktards.

First of all, you're wrong. It's hilarious.

Second of all, I hardly see how there's any "line" drawn at the vagina as opposed to any other hilarious and untoward sexual act. We can all agree that the phrase "Golden Shower" and the image of someone being subjected to one are amusing. Yes, said humor may be puerile, but that changes nothing.

Why, then, would urinating into a specific body part (as opposed to a shotgun-style spray at the entire body) cease to be funny?







(side note: when I was very young, I thought that was how women got pregnant. I thought that intercourse was a process in which one urinated in a vadge. Thank god I got that straightened out).

rachael wrote:Wow, I think it would be really cool if this thread died. Because the idea of shitting or pissing in a woman's vagina really isn't funny you fucktards.

I really tried to kill it way, way earlier... no luck.

Well here's something. I happen to own a copy of 'Inside Linda Lovelace'. It's the kind of trash book you cannot leave in the charity shop in the conservative English town you find it in. I read it; it's rubbish. It includes a chapter towards the end called 'Ploy to the Fetishes', in which Ms Lovelace encourages readers to allow their own sexual quirks to flourish. Here's a paragraph of relevance:

Linda Lovelace wrote:I'll tell you something along these lines that's kind of fun. You might try it next time you feel adventuresome. That's peeing inside a woman's pussy. There can sometimes be a problem keeping a hard-on while peeing but it's been done to me many times. In the morning is a good time for this, when the male wakes up with what is referred to as a piss hard-on. The cleanest way to do it is for the woman to sit on the toilet with pussy lips parted wide. He kneels between her legs, puts it in and lets it flow. The sensation is terrific for the woman... this I know. The stream of hot pee feels great as it washes your sides and there's something kind of pleasant about the sound of it dripping out of you. Men like it too, so get with the programme.

Now, before anyone prints this out and runs into the courtroom yelling "evidence! Get with the programme!", please consider that on the next page she writes:

Linda Lovelace wrote:Suppose a man is a secret kiddy lover, as an example. If he told his mate about this and if she had sense enough to understand, she could fill his needs easily. If this problem could be brought out in the open in this way, I doubt if there would be so many men charged with child molestation or whatever.

Or whatever!!!

The wise wife would provide the outlet for him. She might try child talk in the darkness, or beg him not to or whatever comes to mind along those lines. If I had a husband with such a hangup and I loved him, I'd wear kid's clothes and have a ball playing the game with him.

...so I really wouldn't advise that anyone takes sex advice from this book.

(in fact typing this out it dawned on me just how awful much of this book is - it's a long time since I read this thing. Sorry, everyone. *throws book out window*)

I'm sorry, I wasn't going to post that .gif, but I figured if someone took the time to actually create that I may as well, uh, um... spread it around.










Couldn't help it, really.

According to Linda Lovelace's "Ordeal", ex-husband Chuck "The Arsemaster' Traynor wrote that "Inside..." book.

Also according to "Ordeal", Chuck once shoved a water-hose up Linda's ass and turned it on. Is there a clever name for that act yet?