i just said hello to steve in the chat room and he told me he had won a grammy and was on 24k a year.

what a fucking show off

I sustained a third-degree burn in S. Korea followed by infection, gangrene, and ultimately a skin graft in which a piece of skin about the size of a chalkboard eraser was lifted from my thigh and grafted to my arm (I have a large tattoo which incorporates the weird scar on my arm). B/c I had no insurance, I received medical treatment under a false (illegal) identity.

If I ever step foot in S. Korea again, I will be arrested and/or deported immediately for reasons other than the above.

I can bench-press well over my body weight and I run 60-80 km a week.

My parents are Mennonites and met at a Mennonite Bible college. Sometimes my dad takes the pulpit.

A Cambodian refuge lived with my family for 2 years while I was growing up. He mutinied from the Khmer Rouge army at the age of 16 and spent a year running through the jungle alone before getting into a refuge camp in Thailand. Most of his family were slaughtered.

My girlfriend leads a professional burlesque group. She is also an actor and just finished shooting a western with Brad Pitt and friends.

Gay men hit on me more often than straight women do.

I am in my 17th year of formal education. I hate exams and I have definitely received grades lower than an ‘A’.

Bloodjet wrote:
Paz Lenchantin, stripped down to her panties after her blue jeans button popped, gave me a high-five while running through the crowd at a Papa M/Super Fury Animals show in Nashville. Bliss!

As an Electrical intern, Paz told me she thought my shirt was cool, and I didn't quite hear her correctly and just nodded my head as if I understood what she said. She then looked at me as if I was a jerk.

I had Brainiac's '65 blackface Bassman at my studio for about a year.

Rysie PMs me all the time telling me how great he thinks Chris De Burgh is.

Coolness and truth are starting to get lost here.

Chapter Two wrote:Coolness and truth are starting to get lost here.

Exactly

this is a serious thread.

almost all of my posts were true.

I had a bird named after father christmas who died on christmas day.

Many years ago, I was in St Tropez (where Brigite Bardot lives) and I met Romy Schneider's daughter. She started to flirt with me and told her to fuck off.

I also went to see the Beastie Boys during their Check Your Head Tour in 1992. I was standing right in front of the stage, even against the stage and when the show started, MCA jumped on the monitor in front of me and I grabbed his balls.

*I was arrested at 11 for stealing Ozzy Osbourne's "No More Tears" (what is it with Ozzy?)

*I lived in my car for about four months

*My band has a song featured in a low budget b-movie called "Mr. Cleaver" (and it plays during the lesbian scene!)

*My ancestor (John Billington) was the first man to be hanged in America for murder

*At 16 I was a very naive straight edge kid, and ruined it all by drinking two 40oz. of St. Ides and smoking weed out of the plastic tip of a black-and-mild cigar (it was all downhill from there)

*I'm left handed, but I play guitar and drums right handed

*My father lives in Rebais (just outside of Paris), and my stepfather is from London (but lives in shitty Florida)

*I just bought my first house!

ECSean wrote:*I lived in my car for about four months



*I just bought my first house!

Aren't we upwardly mobile?

Go southpaws!

LAD wrote:

ECSean wrote:*I lived in my car for about four months



*I just bought my first house!

Aren't we upwardly mobile?

Go southpaws!

Yes. I think I definitely prefer this house over that old '87 Honda Accord.