Funniest thing you heard today

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Funniest thing you heard today

Person on bus, talking on cell phone, regarding Israel/Lebanon:

"I know...I mean...it's like, why can't we just have peace and shit?"

There are crispy fries waiting to come out of your oven: you just have to make them and put them there.

NerblyBear_Archive

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Funny joke:

What does a gay horse eat?

"Hay!" (spoken with a flamboyant emphasis)

Gay People Rock

SecondEdition_Archive

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funniest thing I heard today was about that guy from NSync:

"I don't see how anyone would be surprised that he's gay. The guy looks like he takes fashion tips from Bruno off the Ali G Show."

Life...life...I know it's got its ups and downs.

Groucho Marx wrote:Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies.

Linus Van Pelt_Archive

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Re-Flex's "The Politics of Dancing".

The politics of ooh feelin' good

N.C.

Why do you make it so scary to post here.

Linus Van Pelt_Archive

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NerblyBear wrote:Funny joke:

What does a gay horse eat?

"Hay!" (spoken with a flamboyant emphasis)

After reading this, I got excited to try it on my wife. The phone conversation went something like:

Me: Hey, honey.. what does a gay horse eat?
Her: Haa-aay!
Me: You've heard that one?!
Her: Oh, yeah, I've been telling that one for a long time.
Me: Really?!
Her: Dude. Yeah. I think that was my joke in high school.
Me: Really?!
Her: I may have invented that joke.
Me: Well, goddamn it.
Her: I'm pretty funny.

Big letdown. Next time, give me something new, Nerbs.

Why do you make it so scary to post here.

Brett Eugene Ralph_Archive

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I had dinner at a Mexican restaurant tonight with my father and grandmother. At one point we were discussing one of my cousins, whose wife recently gave birth to a little girl. I have not yet seen this baby.

"It's the cutest little thing," said my grandmother.

"It really is," added my dad. "At first, it kinda looks like it might have, you know, a monkey face, but the longer you look at it, the cuter it gets."

Rodabod_Archive

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Has anyone in the UK been watching Armando Ianucci's "Time Trumpet"? It's Armando Ianucci looking back on the years ahead of us with nostalgia (ie. it is supposed to have been written in the future).

I've been really enjoying it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oxd0P5FubaM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfSi0D7KESk

Chapter Two_Archive

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Will Carruthers wrote: I have often thought that there are strong arguments that music inhabits a semiological realm which, on both ontogenetic and phylogenetic levels, has developmental priority over verbal language. Sadly, I have no idea what it actually means. I just think it.

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Yesterday, but anyway, Anne Widdecombe opposing pro-female quotas for the election of Members of Parliament:

Anne Widdecombe wrote:A woman should not be able to take her place in Parliament without first beating off every male MP.

Crude, but effective.

Twenty-four hours a week, seven days a month

simmo_Archive

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hahahahahahahaha! Sexy.

Rick Reuben wrote:
daniel robert chapman wrote:I think he's gone to bed, Rick.
He went to bed about a decade ago, or whenever he sold his soul to the bankers and the elites.

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