oh, cruel world...

we will always have the glorious time we spent together on this forum.

youre welcome to sleep with me anytime you find yourself in the states.

just dont piss in my bed, please...

After reading some of the posts in this thread, I have to tell you that you guys are retards.

good thing im not drinking alcohol.

cervixFORaHEart wrote:oh, cruel world...

we will always have the glorious time we spent together on this forum.

youre welcome to sleep with me anytime you find yourself in the states.

just dont piss in my bed, please...

Sure, My bed wetting days are behind me....

Rachi wrote:

cervixFORaHEart wrote:oh, cruel world...

we will always have the glorious time we spent together on this forum.

youre welcome to sleep with me anytime you find yourself in the states.

just dont piss in my bed, please...

Sure, My bed wetting days are behind me....

i think youre lying...and thats why i love you.

diego wrote:...He then asked me i f I know the band Millencolin. I shoutly say that I do know this band and it's fucking shit, they sound like Blink 182, I hate this kind of band, etc...
He was the drummer of Millencolin.
I could have stopped there but no.
I then told him that he should have played in another band like Breach, he wasted his life playing in such a bad band, etc...

This is when my swedish girlfriend nicely apologized to the people around the table, we had a last drink at the bar and then we left.

Hey, at least you were honest. Millencollin sucks ass.

Colonel Panic wrote:Hey, at least you were honest. Millencollin sucks ass.

Millencolin was the shit when I was 14.

cervixFORaHEart wrote:i think weve had enough of the pissing stories...ok, you were drunk and you pissed somewhere besides a toilet...we get it.

No, there's room for one more.

I was in Tokyo for a summer, and had gone out for a night of hard drinking as is the custom. I was staying with my Mom, and her apartment was about .75 of a mile from the train station, and on the walk home I really needed to piss. In Tokyo, the Japanese can pee in the streets, but if a round-eye gets caught at it he gets a night in jail. So I was trying to hold it for the 20 minutes it was going to take me to get back to my Mom's.

Then, just when I was about to pop like a balloon, I saw a little Buddha statue dressed up in what looked like an Italian table cloth. You see these all over on seemingly random street corners in Japan, always grinning idiotically and wearing necklaces and/or little outfits, and this one looked for all the world like the mascot for JB's/Bob's Big Boy. Well, minus the hair and with bigger earlobes, but still.

So of course I relieved myself on him. At the time I felt it was provoked. And the fact that no cops caught me in the act added in some drunken way to the feeling of justification. I remember thinking they probably had it in for him as well with that smug look on his face and his stupid clothes and were glad to see someone finally give him the golden shower he so richly deserved.


I later learned that these statues are monuments to someone who had died at that location.

thank you for my new sig.

I once played a show at the Dome Room. Played bass in an industrial/goth type band. Just the one show, but still, it was pretty embarassing. The singer carved his chest with a razor and drank a bunch of blood. I wasn't wasted or anything, but I was for sure a little drunk.

So, did I win the thread?

Listened to Scritti Politti.

-Jeremy