Marsupialized wrote:

that damned fly wrote:i don't know why anyone with half a brain would eat KFC. i mean, seriously, you gotta be retarded.

I would agree except for the fact that the bowl of chicken bits and mashed potatos and corn and cheese and shit they sell is quite doable

Oh Hey! It's the sadness pile in the misery bowl.

Please come to the Bay Area and bash my innards in with your relentless fists or boots or whatever.

Oh my God, I feel so bad.

Marsupialized wrote:

that damned fly wrote:i don't know why anyone with half a brain would eat KFC. i mean, seriously, you gotta be retarded.

I would agree except for the fact that the bowl of chicken bits and mashed potatos and corn and cheese and shit they sell is quite doable

did you just admit to a food fucking desire? and it's kfc of all things?

i'd fuck a Mickey D's cheese burger over the

"sadness pile in the misery bowl."

that damned fly wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:

that damned fly wrote:i don't know why anyone with half a brain would eat KFC. i mean, seriously, you gotta be retarded.

I would agree except for the fact that the bowl of chicken bits and mashed potatos and corn and cheese and shit they sell is quite doable

did you just admit to a food fucking desire? and it's kfc of all things?

i'd fuck a Mickey D's cheese burger over the

"sadness pile in the misery bowl."

It's not like I sit and think about fucking food all the time but I absolutely HAD to fuck some food there's way worse choices than this...how would you even fuck a McDoanld's hamburger? I mean you could poke a hole in it I suppose or just kinda wrap it around your deal but where's the pleasure in that? I'd feel like an asshole. This is at least round and warm and mushy, and has a bottom.

benadrian wrote:

benadrian wrote:Most of the gas has passed, both literally and figuratively. I had the post coffee movement here at work, and the bloat has vanished.

Man, that was a dumb dinner.

Ben

More news. I had a severe inestinal incident here at work. No ass-plosion or anything. Let's just say something like a Melvins song happened.

When I think of the Melvins, I think slow, long, sludgy, and uncompromising.

Anywho, NOW I finally feel better.

Ben

Any updates? I'm on the edge of my seat here.

My KFC BMs tend to be Warrior Soul...piss farts with an occasional ass-tearing giant turd and lots of leakage.