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Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete

Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2017 7:00 pm
by Redline_Archive
^ The event will be hosted by a Saturday Night Live cast member

Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete

Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2017 7:00 pm
by lumpenprole_Archive
Neo-Nazi fears stabbing of black man may lead to ˜unfair discrimination against white supremacists

Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete

Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2017 7:00 pm
by only here_Archive
Adam Sr wrote:'Chelsea Clinton to get lifetime achievement award.'This story originally stated Chelsea Clinton was to receive a œLifetime Achievement Award. It has been corrected to state that Clinton will receive an "Impact Award" from Variety in partnership with Lifetime. So it's a Lifetime TV award. Dammit, still funny though.

Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete

Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2017 7:00 pm
by Redline_Archive
seanurban wrote:still funny though. It's funny they bothered to correct it.

Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete

Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2017 7:00 pm
by Adam Sr_Archive
You're a 'very pushy door-to-door meat salesman.'phpBB [media]

Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete

Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2017 7:00 pm
by jimmy two hands_Archive
Police warn of possibly drunk, 'very pushy' door-to-door meat salesmen

Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete

Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2017 7:00 pm
by JohnnySomersett_Archive
Janeway wrote:craigslist ad seeks generic father figure barbecue dad for father's day grill any dad's lyin around the internet wanna come bbq?/ haha wtfthis is so cute and sexiss against women and raciss against being in dad-face having to say key dad catchphrases like a dad minstrel show and funny and sweet too though This is awesome on many levels.

Headlines That Make 'The Onion' Appear Obsolete

Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2017 7:00 pm
by JohnnySomersett_Archive
Nude Sunbather Injured in Townsville After Eagle Mistakes His Testicles For Turtle Eggs

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Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2017 7:00 pm
by the finger genius_Archive
Bill Cosby is planning a series of town hall meetings this summer to educate people, including young athletes and married men, on how to avoid accusations of sexual assault

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Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2017 7:00 pm
by curry pervert_Archive
You couldn't make this shit up.Prince William and David Cameron caught up in Fifa corruption scandal