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by Brett Eugene Ralph_Archive
I heard a pretty great story involving LSD this weekend. It occurred at one of the early "new wave festivals" in Louisville around 1979 or so. This incident involved the original members of Malignant Growth and their friend Kelly Smith, better known as Tomato due to his ruddy complexion and bright red hair.
As you might imagine at a punk show circa 1980, there were a number of colorful characters in attendance, including three or four guys painted up like mimes. (Some speculation suggests that their painted faces were inspired by the Baseball Furies in The Warriors.)
The Malignant Growth entourage were all tripping on acid, and Tomato became increasingly agitated whenever he laid eyes on one of these "fucking mimes." The Abromavage brothers pounced on his vulnerability, egging him on and suggesting that the mimes were plotting some sort of evil against him.
At one point in the evening, Chris A. jerked his head at Tomato, who turned to find one of the mimes standing right beside him. Chris claims that Tomato looked back at him, eyes wide with lysergic distress. Without even looking back at the man next to him, Tomato threw a right-handed haymaker and punched the mime right in the side of the head, dropping him to the floor.
According to Mark A., although the mimes looked ridiculous, "those motherfuckers could fight!" The other mimes materialized immediately, and a brawling melee ensued that left Tomato with a bite taken out of one of his calves.
The mimes were never heard from again, and the acid prevented my friends from ever successfully identifying the culprits without their makeup.
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