sharko wrote:Marsupialized wrote:sharko wrote:Because they have small tiny little dicks and they got picked on when they were growing up.
Because this asshole got laughed at for his small dick and beat up by bullies now everyone else has to pay the price.
That's a common, flawed argument. possession of a small dick usually leads one to empathy and submission, not aggressive domination.
No matter what your years of personal experience and up close study have taught you, I find it very hard to imagine a police officer with a big giant dick.
Hubris, and the will to dominate doesn't come from some timid guy who is
afraid of being seen naked in the shower. However, it's often the brash big dicked guy that humiliates the timid small-dicked guy in the shower.
I think it factors significantly in what distills the cops from the greeting card writers of the world.
I would think that the only type of person who would gravitate towards a job that guarantees absolute forced 'respect' and obedience from everyone they encounter would be someone who's been laughed at, picked on and made to feel powerless and weak in their life. To devote your entire life to enforcing rules is so fucked I can't even begin to imagine what is going on inside your head and what's happened to you in your past. To look at a stranger and wonder 'is he following all the rules right now? I better stop him and make sure' I mean, huh? To actually walk up and down a street looking inside the windows of cars to make sure they have purchased the correct stickers to be displayed in their windows and looking to see if they are parked too far from the curb for your liking? For someone supposedly hired to stop crime and catch criminals to be ordered to do such a thing and actually go and do it without question? That's mental, man. Just insane.
Why would a big tough bad ass feel the need to carry a loaded gun around with him in his day to day life?
They wouldn't, only those people who are so scared of life and people....or god forbid, a fistfight with one of them, would.
Gangbangers, cops....scared little dimwitted weaklings, cowards. Sick, twisted fucks.
The last person you ever hear tell you what a big tough bad ass they are is an actual big tough bad ass....they don't have to announce shit to anyone, they are secure in the knowledge they can take care of whatever situation arises. They rarely start shit with people, why would you?
Cops on the other hand drive a special little car around with a loud ass siren that announces to everyone within earshot what a big tough bad ass they are and you better not fuck with them....move aside everyone, bad ass coming through......they wear a special little boy scout outfit everywhere they go that tells everyone what a big tough guy they are.....sit and listen to a bunch of cops talking to each other....all you'll hear is the big tough guy things they have done to people....like 5 of them jumping someone and handcuffing their hands behind their back and then taking turns kicking and punching them...man those are some real tough guys....they must have just enormous cocks....it's right up there with driving up and shooting at someone while they are standing unarmed waiting for a bus then driving away as fast as you can and hiding.....this city is just full of badasses
Why does it take 12 gangbangers to beat one person up? Same reason it takes 12 cops to handcuff someone.
They are fucking pussies.
The only thing I can imagine twists someone's head up so wildly would be being born with a teeny tiny liitle microweiner.
Man, you'd have some rage.
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