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So Scarlett Johansson s record is pretty good
111I have this on vinyl, it roxx nads:
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Rick Reuben wrote:Edit those words out or I'm contacting a moderator.
Rick Reuben wrote:Edit those words out or I'm contacting a moderator.
johnnyemphysema wrote:
Rick Reuben wrote:Marsupialized reminds me of freedom
Marsupialized wrote:I hear she was at a party somewhere up in the hollywood hills and some producer dude she was banging spent like 2 million bucks having an entire jacuzzi filled with piss in the living room. She strips down butt naked in the middle of the party and gets in and starts bathing in it....she's got a sponge and she's wringing it out into her mouth, just big gulps of piss. That's not the worst part.
After about an hour of this, suddenly 6 Mexicans appear dressed in Tuxedos. They surround the hot tub, with a word they drop their pants and turn around with their asses hanging over the edge there.
She swims laps around the hot tub going from ass to ass, jamming her tongue up each of their asses. Suddenly one of them sprays shit out of his ass into the tub....just a big stream of nasty brown shit.
Everyone's fucking sick watching this shit but the producer has locked the doors, he won't let anyone out. He's coked out of his mind, waving a fucking pistol around making people watch this.
One by one each mexican sprays his shit into the tub, the tub is almost overflowing with shit and piss. It's all bubbling up onto the floor and everything.
I guess they sat there the entire fucking night watching her swim around in this mess. She was eating it, spitting it out at people, everything. He passed out at about 9am the next day and someone had to throw a chair through a glass door to get everyone out.
But yeah, her record is not bad.
DazeyDiver wrote:caix wrote:
looks like she fell asleep inside of a butthole
tocharian wrote:Cheese fries vs nonexistence. Duh.
Dazey Diver wrote:caix wrote:
looks like she fell asleep inside of a butthole
Mark Hansen wrote:Dazey Diver wrote:caix wrote:
looks like she fell asleep inside of a butthole
if you look at the trees in the background, the shape of the trees in the middle as they come together looks very vaginal.
kerble wrote:psssh!
you have no idea how deep the well you're drinking from is:
Kidults.
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