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So Scarlett Johansson s record is pretty good

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 5:36 pm
by unsaved_Archive
I have this on vinyl, it roxx nads:

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So Scarlett Johansson s record is pretty good

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:05 pm
by hip priest_Archive
I gave up on this thread halfway through page three due to drunkeness. Ive heard this record and like it a great deal. I like Tom Waits. I like Scarlett Johansson. I don't like Dave Sitek. I don't like Nick Zinner. But I do like what they did with this. I think it's really good.

So Scarlett Johansson s record is pretty good

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:23 pm
by johnnyemphysema_Archive
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and this one

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I was pulling taffy until I saw this picture. Look at him that fucking tease with his plaid shirt open ever-so-subtle showing just enough sweaty chest hair to make me exclaim Honey! I Blew a Load on the Kids.

So Scarlett Johansson s record is pretty good

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:25 pm
by Marsupialized_Archive
johnnyemphysema wrote:
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God damn

So Scarlett Johansson s record is pretty good

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:30 pm
by johnnyemphysema_Archive
Marsupialized wrote:I hear she was at a party somewhere up in the hollywood hills and some producer dude she was banging spent like 2 million bucks having an entire jacuzzi filled with piss in the living room. She strips down butt naked in the middle of the party and gets in and starts bathing in it....she's got a sponge and she's wringing it out into her mouth, just big gulps of piss. That's not the worst part.
After about an hour of this, suddenly 6 Mexicans appear dressed in Tuxedos. They surround the hot tub, with a word they drop their pants and turn around with their asses hanging over the edge there.
She swims laps around the hot tub going from ass to ass, jamming her tongue up each of their asses. Suddenly one of them sprays shit out of his ass into the tub....just a big stream of nasty brown shit.
Everyone's fucking sick watching this shit but the producer has locked the doors, he won't let anyone out. He's coked out of his mind, waving a fucking pistol around making people watch this.
One by one each mexican sprays his shit into the tub, the tub is almost overflowing with shit and piss. It's all bubbling up onto the floor and everything.
I guess they sat there the entire fucking night watching her swim around in this mess. She was eating it, spitting it out at people, everything. He passed out at about 9am the next day and someone had to throw a chair through a glass door to get everyone out.

But yeah, her record is not bad.


I think this is the party you are talking about MSupe.

*Scroll down a few to HGM's reply*

So Scarlett Johansson s record is pretty good

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 7:24 pm
by lemur68_Archive
DazeyDiver wrote:
caix wrote:
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looks like she fell asleep inside of a butthole


This cover has more anus.

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So Scarlett Johansson s record is pretty good

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:36 pm
by Mark Hansen_Archive
Dazey Diver wrote:
caix wrote:
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looks like she fell asleep inside of a butthole


if you look at the trees in the background, the shape of the trees in the middle as they come together looks very vaginal.

So Scarlett Johansson s record is pretty good

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:43 pm
by johnnyemphysema_Archive
Mark Hansen wrote:
Dazey Diver wrote:
caix wrote:
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looks like she fell asleep inside of a butthole


if you look at the trees in the background, the shape of the trees in the middle as they come together looks very vaginal.


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vaginal enough for you toolbox?

So Scarlett Johansson s record is pretty good

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:45 pm
by SecondEdition_Archive
kerble wrote:psssh!
you have no idea how deep the well you're drinking from is:
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Kidults.


there is a song on the new Fall album with the word Kidult in the title. Wolf Kidult Man I believe it is called.

So Scarlett Johansson s record is pretty good

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:47 pm
by 242sumner
Great album

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