One of the airports in Houston is named after George H.W. Bush.

I would open a strip club near the airport named:

"George Bushes' International Hairport"

Inspired by the strip club near the airport in Austin, TX called "The Landing Strip" (no shit!).

jimmy spako wrote:
Frottage Inn

Christopher J. McGarvey wrote:Vaj Mahal

Frottage Mahal

Pudendarama

Taintstorm

Loosen up your shervani as you walk into:
Poon Jab

Let's convert 'em to perversion at:
Mother Poonipero Sarah's

Get your bone into the tone zone with the relic-ed merchandise at:
Cooze Lawyer's