Clonie?

kerble wrote:Brian Seltzer Orchestra

I think we can upgrade this to the Pie and Seltzer Orchestra.

The MayorofRockNRoll wrote:Anal Krunk

"I Hired John Wayne Gacy For Your Kid's Birthday Party"

CocoRosie actually wins this thread. The name, the look, the sound - they've got it all...



Should I not make fun of them anymore? Is it old already? Because, you know, I would put them up past ICP for the clown-rap thing.

Ace wrote:CocoRosie actually wins this thread. The name, the look, the sound - they've got it all...
Should I not make fun of them anymore? Is it old already? Because, you know, I would put them up past ICP for the clown-rap thing.

Wait, so do we show up at shows of each of these bands (Cocorosie, Krunktastic or whatever the fuck, and Millionaires) with weapons, 'cause we have to plan accordingly.

You so much as look at Coco or Rosie funny and we are gonna have serious problems

electrons wrote:Clown Name Generator

Ryan Rezvani becomes:

"Zany O'Rezvy" the Clown

Which I really fucking like.


If you take a current band and put it in, you get a lame clown band name:

Shellac became shellalooza Von Yo-Yo
The Bottomless Pit became The Bstein AH-HA!
ifihadahifi became ifini Yo-Yo
The Bitter Tears became Tippytoes Von Tearsalooza

SWORDS = swordsabelle Daisy Bell

kerble wrote:Creedence Clownwater Revival

Kind of like Dred Zeppelin, I like that you know exactly what you're getting here. And, like the best clown shows, this one would be scary and thrilling and funny all at once.

I would make the trip to Highwood to see these guys play the bowling alley.

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busbus wrote:

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Marsupialized wrote:Shitballz and Mr. Choo Choo

with their debut 12 inch

Gaze into the hypnotic spinning electric rectum

http://www.myspace.com/shitballzandmrchoochoo

I have no idea how you could keep up on so many stunt myspace accounts. Cheers, good job.

Stunt accounts?
Sir, I have a keen eye for talent. Nothing more.

By the way the people rapping on these songs are actual real life Juggalos, they lived in the apartment next to me in Chicago Ridge. They gave me 3 hits of ecstacy and like an eighth of shitty brown weed to make them a bunch of rap beats and to record their demo tape.
The blah blah blah's in the begining was me making fun of them but they said 'I like that blah blah blah shit, that's dope as hell'

They called me 'Boom Hicky' for some reason, that was my honorary Juggalo name I guess. If you listen closely you can hear me being name checked in the Juggalo song. The dude on the first song was a little rat faced one and the dude on the second was a big musclehead one, he was the leader.

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