caix wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:a real quality, top of the line blow job from a woman who really knows what she's doing.
pretty fucking awesome.

and rare.

Any woman can learn with proper training.

benadrian wrote:

big_dave wrote:

benadrian wrote:

big_dave wrote:Dicks: 1980-1985

That's a lot of dicks. No wonder you lost count.

its the first volume of my autobiography

I admit it, I cracked up at that!

I love this forum.

Bunny Adrian

Stay tuned for Cunts : 1985 - Present.

Boombats wrote:

caix wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:a real quality, top of the line blow job from a woman who really knows what she's doing.
pretty fucking awesome.

and rare.

Any woman can learn with proper training.

if they're willing. i had a really unlucky friend who had a gf for about 3 years. she only gave him bj's once a year - as a birthday present. talk about fun...

i'm a lucky guy with a gf who loves going down on me as much as i love going down on her, which is to say almost all the time (like, when we're not sleeping).

Boombats wrote:

caix wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:a real quality, top of the line blow job from a woman who really knows what she's doing.
pretty fucking awesome.

and rare.

Any woman can learn with proper training.

Any woman who can be trained is not worth investing in.
Unless it's on a professional level. You guys like hookers?

Skills must include:
Excel
Microsoft Word
Photoshop
Excellent Writing Ability
Quickbooks
Fellatio

will train if necessary.

Ben Adrian

benadrian wrote:

Boombats wrote:Any woman can learn with proper training.

Any woman who can be trained is not worth investing in.
Unless it's on a professional level.

Harvey's NY/NJ Tutorial

caix wrote:if they're willing. i had a really unlucky friend who had a gf for about 3 years. she only gave him bj's once a year - as a birthday present. talk about fun...

Not even on "Steak and a Blowjob Day"?

Damn, that's harsh.

itchy mcgoo wrote:-Seeing Kermit The Frog's legs in motion

On a bicycle!

benadrian wrote:Music that involves repetition
Music that involves repetition
Music that involves repetition
Music that involves repetition
Music that involves repetition

These are the three R's!
[url=http://www.seeklyrics.com/lyrics/Fall/Repetition.html]Repetition
Repetition
Repetition[/url]-uh!

-A

itchy mcgoo wrote:-Pimm's Cups

You're damn right!

You got'cher vegetable group, your fruit group and your liquor group, all in one.

Pimm's Cup, I shall continue to drink thee, even if some consider you a sissy drink.
You are both alcoholic and refreshing.
You are so British one can assume if you had teeth, they would be bad.
You...
Complete...
Me...

Salut Itchy (yet again).

-A

PS- Also, Stone's Ginger