[quote=you never mentioned if she was fat or not, I can't really enjoy the story unless I know if she was fat or not[/quote]

quite attractive, about 1/4 of your moms thigh!

the last band practice was totally weird, band = 3 ladies and 3 gentlemen. the bass player was trying to get into my pants first, but the singer was the one i tried to date. so post date practice=the 2 other gentlemen call in sick, so it is me and the three ladies, whom had all went to dinner and am sure talked the talk, cause they made the best effort possible in their words "to crush me w/ there presence."

yep, i love me the drums, but my two week notice is going in on thursday. for the record i am asking myself the same question, htf did i get myself into this mess?

new year's resolution, not to be a nice guy...ever!

hmmm...a six-piece band. Was it rock music you guys were going for? That would explain why the singer liked the Counting Crows. I'm hard-pressed to think of one six-piece band that rocks. Seems this band you are (soon-to-be were) in was dead on arrival.

Besides, don't you know the Fleetwood Mac Rule? Don't date within the band!!

cwiko wrote:hmmm...a six-piece band. Was it rock music you guys were going for? That would explain why the singer liked the Counting Crows. I'm hard-pressed to think of one six-piece band that rocks. Seems this band you are (soon-to-be were) in was dead on arrival.

Besides, don't you know the Fleetwood Mac Rule? Don't date within the band!!

it is all true!

more like circulatory system than fleetwood mac...

I've been bringing my dog,Taco, with me everywhere. Yesterday I took him into the giant thrift store that is affectionately called the "Mexican Mall".

Since normal people can't bring dogs into department stores an employee asked me if he is a service dog. I replied, "His name is Taco!" and stood their smiling until she walked away.

It's amazing what you can get away with if you can convince people that you simply don't know any better.

BadComrade wrote:Today, I had a guy, clenching a key, ask me if I could make him a copy of his key.

Why did he choose your store to go into?

Do you have a sign that says KEYS WHILE U WAIT?

Or better yet, a t-shirt that says KEYMASTER?

rock me, amadeus.

BadComrade wrote:I would totally wear a T-shirt that said KEYMASTER.

My birthday is April 6th.

You have no idea what you are getting yourself into.

BadComrade wrote:I just poured 3 gallons of red Kool-aid down the drain in my shower, with 12 gallons worth of Kool-aid powder in it.

Dyeing your hair red?

burun wrote:

BadComrade wrote:I just poured 3 gallons of red Kool-aid down the drain in my shower, with 12 gallons worth of Kool-aid powder in it.

Dyeing your hair red?

Ah, to be 14 again.

BadComrade wrote:The apartment behind and below my bathroom has water leaking through the ceiling. If it's coming from me, it should stain the place up real nice.

You are mean!

I am glad you do not live in the apartment above me!