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caix wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:

DrAwkward wrote:

Two years ago, Marsupialized wrote:Hey Smoking Popes.....you...uh...well....suck real bad, sorry couldn't do it

Marsup, i commend your sticktoitiveness in working on this and coming up with something two years later!

and 2 years from now I will still be looking for ways to put into words just how much I fucking depsise this horrible band

at least you didn't have to go to high school with some of them and be subject to their stuff on a daily basis. though i do like that song Sandra Bernhart off their 7". that was something when i was 14.

You should have killed them when you had the chance

At least Joy Division make pretentious people happy.

Nickelback, listening to your music makes me feel not so bad about having a job at a bank.

Hinder, I'm so glad your name isn't pronounced with a long "i".

Avril Levigne, your low-rise jeans are ripped in all the right places.

Panic! At The Disco, some people really seem to like your music.

The Promise Ring, I think you broke up years ago

Sublime, I thought you were rad that one time I was high and my friend insisted on playing one of your records.

Dear The Magic Numbers,

Thanks for serendipidously being exactly the same as 90% of the Lady Mrs. Chimp's older cosmetic products.

Which is to say, unnecessary, but it makes her happy that you are there.


Way to be!

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Dear The Killers,

Of occasion, I have the thought that perhaps your group labors under a wrong place/wrong time kind of bad rap.

But congrats! A poll of top rational people proves this mostly incorrect!

Keep reaching for that prize!



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Dear Cat Power,

Congratulations! You have achieved success as one of the world's premier sedatives - efficient and effective!

glynnisjohns wrote:
Bob Weston, Nice shoes.

Hey. Wait a fuckin minute there pal.

Nooooobody hates Bob Weston. WTF?

and his shoes are ugly, generally. Comfortable but ugly.

Queensryche, you guys have nice hair.

Spoon- You have many rock jouralists convinced

...And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead- That was clever, coming up with that name. And Jason used to give me free pots of tea when he worked at Little City. Nice guy, actually. And you guys played some octave chords and used alternate tunings. That's kinda cool.

Fiery Furnaces- I had a fat, annoying spaz roomate in Austin who thought you were hot. I'm sure the guy from Franz Ferdinand does too. I'm sure you were competent clerical help in the offices of Texas French Bread as well.

VietNam- You guys all have beards, which has many rock journalists convinced.

Wes Borland, thanks for the hilarious outfits. They made me laugh my ass off in high school every time.