dontfeartheringo wrote:I think that there may be some confusion in this thread.

One artist we are discussing is DUCHAMP.

The other is a DOUCHE CHAMP.

Just thought I would clarify that for everyone.

GrossOldWig wrote:Hey, Fred, serious question here. Could you make a guitar out of my Yugo?

warmowski wrote:Dear This Thread:

Particularly at such a time as this, when the nation's professional writers are on strike, I would like to thank you for introducing to me these amusing notions:

- a law student confused about basic birth mechanics
- fatherly watersports advocacy
- a shiny Chloe Sevigny
- the treasured neologism leather cheerio

Also, thank you for reminding me that people with little imagination by definition can't imagine how funny they are.

Thank you, This Thread.

-r

Charlie D wrote:I would much rather hear a girl who's into socks-on rote-sex call herself "kinky" than "deviant".
"Kinky" strikes me as meaning "harmless fun" whereas "deviant" strikes me as "jam both your fists handcuffed-wrists deep in my anus while I smack you over the head with my shoe" type shit.
NC.

Rick Reuben wrote:Marsupialized, urging America to decide its foreign policy based on how attractive the other country's womenfolk are:

marsupialized wrote:They can look at the women of each country and decide policy based on their attractiveness.

Of course that means a full on carpet bombing of our up till now strongest ally England, but you know...gotta break a few eggs.

Marsupialized wrote:Also, I know for a fact a lot of those Arab chicks are real sexy under those Ninja suits