Lisa is of the Hebraic persuasion.

As another of the Hebraic persuasion, I feel it necessary to apologize for her negativity, and general shitty behavior.

Fuck her and her crap attitude.

I'm watching the last two weeks' episodes because I didn't have access to cable on vacation.

Couldn't someone have just, you know, accidentally stuck a knife in Lisa while she was storming through the kitchen in her usual temper tantrum mode? Just turned at the wrong time and knifed her in the stomach and twisted? I know that I would have.

kenoki wrote:"What do you want me to say? You won the bronze medal. Congratulations."

gold.

Richard really should have jumped behind the wheel of his stylish new Corolla and run over Lisa like a dishwasher. Also, I was thinking the nice thing about her haircut was that now all the hairs found in her food are short and not so long.

Antonia was a matter of time, this was always Richard and Stephanie's to win.

BadComrade wrote:Also: How come I never thought to do a google image search for her until tonight? Good lord.

No shit. I totally dig cut-up broads.

I didn't think it was possible to hate Lisa even more. Then I saw this week's episode.

The knife to the gut accident is too kind for her. Someone should plant a pot of hot oil in the path of her cuntish, ugly fat face. Maybe it's melt her lips shut.

FMajcinek wrote:

BadComrade wrote:Also: How come I never thought to do a google image search for her until tonight? Good lord.

No shit. I totally dig cut-up broads.

She's divorced from him now, I believe. Go for it.

Way to suck the joy out of your success, Lisa. Jeese Louise, you'd think that making the finals of Top Chef would cheer her up just a little bit. Five seconds after Antonia leaves, she's into ruining the experience for herself and the other two. Wouldn't you just sit back and kind of go "Wow, I made it" and savor it for a minute? But no. She immediately starts making paranoid shit up in her head to cast herself as the poor unlikeable mistreated victim. Nutjob.

Stark contrast - Stephanie has to 86 an ENTIRE DISH - this is the Top Chef semi-finals - mistakes get you sent home. She works with Dale to come up with a new dish on the spot, never complains about it, never even mentions it after she scraps it. That is class.

Matthew Taylor wrote:Richard really should have jumped behind the wheel of his stylish new Corolla and run over Lisa like a dishwasher.

I was really hoping he'd back down the driveway, honk until the other 2 came out, drive them the 20 feet to the judges table, then sit there with the radio blasting, waiting to give them a ride back.



How does he get that onto an airplane?