I guess SweetDaddyPatty was lame, but I laughed at him several times. Is it true that he is former Don Caballero bassist Pat Morris? For me, this constituted much of the humor.

I understand this website to be rooted in Chicago rock, and I think it's great comedy for veterans of it to join the site's message board and - instead of making great contributions to the discussion, like Dylan or tmidgett or steve, as one might expect - simply act like illiterate middle schoolers.

I don't know for a fact that this has happened even once - maybe SweetDaddyPatty isn't Pat Morris, and I guess thymme_ was not actually Thymme Jones, but I enjoyed believing they were. I'd like for this to continue, even if it means dealing with some nonsense. Some poorly spelled all-caps rants from John McEntire or porn spam from David Grubbs would be excellent.

chumpchange wrote:Why has this turned into The Fearsome And Mammoth Only Allowable Complain About/Defend Bob/Rick Thread?

Anyways, I been wondering how SweetDaddyPatty got away with calling himself Forum General Manager for so long. I called him on it once but he stood his ground so I assumed he was an EA insider, roughly 8 years old however.

I questioned him as to whether he actually meant "forum genital manager" and he didn't respond in the negatory so I was working under the assumption that's what he intended the entire time.

Rick Reuben wrote:I think it's funny that you are on the side of the majority opinion here 99% of the time, and yet you still whine like you're outnumbered. Damn. All you do is babble that everyone's out to get you: I'm out to get you, the moderators are out to get you... anybody else?

This is a retarded assertion on any number of levels.

Rick Reuben wrote:*being a bitch*...ask kerble!!

Goddamn...please fuck off! People here are worried about you. I don't know if they're more worried that you're gonna end up in the hospital or if you'll torch their houses or something if they were to finally get rid of you.

Stop trying to lure the big boys out here. On occasion, they have more important shit to do than to babysit you. You ran kerble's practice space. Whoopee. Why do you cause him such a headache now?...you used to be cool.

You're such a petulant dick. Please grow a feeling and/or self-awareness.

Rick Reuben wrote:
What silliness.

yaledelay wrote:Kerbal has at least eluded to you running or working for a practice space that he has had problems with

Why don't you just ask kerble?? WTF?

Because I don't give two fucks about what you do, someone else brought it up, if you want it known what you do here post it... but you won't as that would let us know something about the "Real CB", Like I said maybe you nurse kittys back from the dead for a job, if you do please post that, as I would at least give you a little humanity...

God Dammit, can we please discuss how Walter Malling was in Boy's Life? That shit is blowing my mind and you guys are all yelling about some conspiracy nut.

Walter Malling was in Boy's Life??!? WHAT. THE. FUUUUUCK.

DrAwkward wrote:God Dammit, can we please discuss how Walter Malling was in Boy's Life? That shit is blowing my mind and you guys are all yelling about some conspiracy nut.

Walter Malling was in Boy's Life??!? WHAT. THE. FUUUUUCK.

I know I am totally rocking the S/T orange BL record right now, I was trying find my farewell bend 7 inch, but I think Mandroid 1.0 got that when we stopped dating...

Get dog costumes wrote: Some poorly spelled all-caps rants from John McEntire or porn spam from David Grubbs would be excellent.

i second this request. i can't imagine what porn spam from grubbs would look like.

dogcostumes wrote:Is it true that he is former Don Caballero bassist Pat Morris? For me, this constituted much of the humor.

If this is true, that is hilarious. I have had a pleasant conversation with that guy. He was supposed to stay at my house in Madison, but I had to bail to Chicago that weekend. Patty even made a thread about me!...oh these Internets...

DrAwkward wrote:God Dammit, can we please discuss how Walter Malling was in Boy's Life? That shit is blowing my mind and you guys are all yelling about some conspiracy nut.

Walter Malling was in Boy's Life??!? WHAT. THE. FUUUUUCK.

WHAT?

who's... what?

hi "walter"!

DrAwkward wrote:God Dammit, can we please discuss how Walter Malling was in Boy's Life? That shit is blowing my mind and you guys are all yelling about some conspiracy nut.

Walter Malling was in Boy's Life??!? WHAT. THE. FUUUUUCK.

My mind is a little blown too.
Since he was from DC that means it was either Brandon Butler or Joe Winkle since they both moved there.
My guess is Winkle simply because of the last name.