"do they know it's christmas" is worse, because of the missionary aspect.

i'm going to write a song called "do we know it's ramadan".

"Do they know I'm Canadian?"

[quote="SecondEdition"]how's about that good old charity-vomit warhorse, "Do They Know It's Christmas"? a bigger heap of condescending rockstar bullshit I cannot think of.

"We Are The World" also works too, come to think of it...[/quote]

How could I forget:

Pray for the other ones
At Christmastime it's hard, but when you're having fun
There's a world outside your window
And it's a world of dread and fear
Where the only water flowing is the bitter sting of tears
And the Christmas bells that ring there are the clanging
chimes of doom
Well tonight thank God it's them instead of you

And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmastime
The greatest gift they'll get this year is life
(Oooh) Where nothing ever grows
No rain nor rivers flow
Do they know it's Christmastime at all?

"The clanging chimes of doom?" "Thank God it's them instead of you?" "Do they know it's Christmastime at all?"
These lyrics are unbelievable in a supposedly humanitarian song.

how about Best Lyrics Ever?

"eat a cock
beat a cock
i only want to knead your cock.
breadloaves.

sauteied wang
sausage gang
got wanked off by orangotangs.
soup."

[quote="SecondEdition"][quote="gjhardwick"]Domestic Violence

(From the album "RZA AS BOBBY DIGITAL IN STEREO")


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good [i]gawd...[/i]

did he smoke ODB's toenails before drooling out that fucking drivel?[/quote]



No toenails. If memory serves, the legend of Bobby Digital is something like the RZA dipped some blunts in some gold liquid and smoked them, turning him into the rap "superhero" of Bobby Digital. I used to have that record and the lyrics sound even worse when you hear how much passion they are rapped with.
This album is up there on the Mt. Rushmore of famous rapper terrible side projects with Body Count's first record, and the Gravediggaz (now that's some total crap as well).

Scooter- "Move Your Ass"


SCOOTER! Back in the house! YEAH!
Get off your shirts and wait for further instructions
Starting the "microphone business" I've got one message for the next decade.
Move Your Ass!

All right posse!
Keep it up!
Hardcore!!!

Come on!
Keep it up!
MOVE YOUR ASS!
MOVE YOUR ASS!
MOVE YOUR ASS!
MOVE YOUR ASS!
Ravers unite!!!
Maximum respect to the whole European posse! Make some noise!!!
Ravers of the Universe...you, keep the spirit alive!
Come on! Come on!...Hardcore!!!
Sing it...Yeah-ay! Yeah-ay! Yeah-ay! Yeah-ay!!
Alright, come on po-sse, you've gotta keep it up!
Come on, party, you've gotta move!
Alright, come on po-sse, you've gotta keep it up!
Come on, party...Move Your Ass!
MOVE YOUR ASS!
MOVE YOUR ASS!
MOVE YOUR ASS!
It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
Posse!! You keep the spirit alive!
Come on!!!
Thank you!

You still feel alright?!!
You want some more?!!!
Come on!!!
Kickin' it, Kickin' it, Kickin' it YEAH!
Move You ASS!!
Yeaaaaaah!!
Rave nation! Stay tuned...!



I love the part when he says "it's nice to be important, but more important to be nice." How old is this guy? 6? Or is he adressing the song to his 6 year old kid? Who seems to lack the motivation to dance hardcore?

"The difference between you and me is like making love in a mosuleum."


-The Obssesed.

I like these though. Does it count?

rzs wrote:I love the part when he says "it's nice to be important, but more important to be nice." How old is this guy? 6? Or is he adressing the song to his 6 year old kid? Who seems to lack the motivation to dance hardcore?

It's hard to tell with Scooter. They have a big KLF thing going on, which always makes me suspicious that it's all some pop-art invention and these lyrics aren't an accident. That said: great lyrics.

Scooter wrote:"Kashmir"

94 - we break the floor
95 - we got the drive
96 - we got the kicks
97 - we feel like heaven
98 - shake dog snake
99 - you see the sign
we like the fast lane

As far as I can tell, that is the song 'Kashmir' in it's entirety.

Scooter wrote:"Fuck the Millenium"

Transmission, here is the force
Are you ready for the new technology?
Introducing the cool crew
Yes!!!
There's Rick, there's Axel and there's me
I'm the candyman, also known as Dave, Dave from Sheffield
Furthermore known as the screaming lord
But you can call me Ice - Ice, Ice baby
Wicked!
Do you understand?! I'm Ice!
Get hyped to the rhythm, get hyped to the rhythm
This is the liberation, this is the liberation!
I wanna fuck, I wanna fuck, I WANNA FUCK! I WANNA FUCK!
FUCK THE MILLENIUM !!!
Rock it - Gothic doesn't exist.
Remember the justified ancients...
Volume up to the max!
I walk the line, the line between good and evil.
Aaaahh,
This is the energy ridding your face.
The next, the next attack, the next, the next attack, get prepared,
the next, next, the next attack, get prepared, the next, next, the next attack.
Alright, leave me alone guys!
There's nothing, there's nothing more to say.
FUCK OFF!

Great way to end a song. Honourable mention for the big hit 'Ramp (The Logical Song)' which opened with the line:

Scooter wrote:Good morning!

I heard this on the radio on the way home from work today and had never actually listened to the lyrics before. Well this time I did, and they're horrible. Enjoy.

BLUE OCTOBER

Hate Me


I have to block out thoughts of you so I don't lose my head
They crawl in like a cockroach leaving babies in my bed
Dropping little reels of tape to remind me that I'm alone
Playing movies in my head that make a porno feel like home
There's a burning in my pride, a nervous bleeding in my brain
An ounce of peace is all I want for you. Will you never call again?
And will you never say that you love me just to put it in my face?
And will you never try to reach me? It is I that wanted space

Hate me today
Hate me tomorrow
Hate me so you can finally see what's good for you

I'm sober now for 3 whole months it's one accomplishment that you helped me with
The one thing that always tore us apart is the one thing I won't touch again
In a sick way I want to thank you for holding my head up late at night
While I was busy waging wars on myself, you were trying to stop the fight
You never doubted my warped opinions on things like suicidal hate
You made me compliment myself when it was way too hard to take
So I'll drive so fucking far away that I never cross your mind
And do whatever it takes in your heart to leave me behind

Hate me today
Hate me tomorrow
Hate me for all the things I didn't do for you

Hate me in ways
Yeah ways hard to swallow
Hate me so you can finally see what's good for you

And with a sad heart I say bye to you and wave
Kicking shadows on the street for every mistake that I had made
And like a baby boy I never was a man
Until I saw your blue eyes crying and I held your face in my hand
And then I fell down yelling "make it go away!"
Just make a smile come back and shine just like it used to be
And then she whispered "How can you do this to me?"

Hate me today
Hate me tomorrow
Hate me for all the things I didn't do for you

Hate me in ways
Yeah ways hard to swallow
Hate me so you can finally see what's good for you

"A father without his son
Is like a hot dog with no bun."

True profundity from Shaq Diesel.