travis k wrote:Randall , you just must not be familiar with Gauntlet.I was going to comment that Gauntlet sounds like what a straight guy thinks a gay guy would call a porn rag, but like it's twue it's twue. Gay ephemera sounds awfully gay.Not familiar with Gauntlet, no.

You're just racist against dolphins.Nah, I'm kidding. Dolphins can go fuck themselves. They're vicious.

Chafing/ swamp ass like a motherfukker . On my feet for past 10 hrs w 3 to go. Tried some trick I saw on that Taco Truck movie. Corn starch. Holy shit . Like silk butt cheeks. Calgon take me away.Fantastic.

Randall , you just must not be familiar with Gauntlet.It has muscles. It has costumes . It has whips. It has ..well.... gauntlets.

Gauntlet sounds like what a straight guy thinks a gay guy would call a porn ragDon't shoot the food, RSMurphy.

Gobblin'

Gauntlet is a video game? Boy, is my face red. It looks like Ghosts 'N Goblins. That game ruled. Like Pitfall.

Was yesterday---2 Younger ladies walk into one of my hangout bars with all black and glitter all over them in late afternoon. Bartender friend asks what the dealIs . They say they are going to see -"69 Eyes. They are from Helsinki, Russia."

Bartender looks at me like Anthony Michael Hall breaking the 4th wall.

bumble wrote:I really, really, deeply, very much do not like rich people. I went through a benefit of the doubt giving spell with this, but I'm firmly on your side now.