yard barf wrote:RSMurphy wrote:I am on a train standing by the door with the train map overhead. A woman boards, gets my attention, and immediately makes her way over to where I'm standing. I think she's deaf or mute or maybe both because she starts pointing to the map, while showing me text messages on her phone. The message with the info on which exit to alight is right under the message that reads "I'm gonna eat your pussy." My girl had zero shame.She got here safe! Thanks for helping, Randall.

Car paid off!* *does karate kick and an awkward celebratory dance

Not having to make loan payments any more is still worth celebrating.

Dave N. wrote:Car paid off!* *does karate kick and an awkward celebratory danceah ah ah, did you forget about insurance coverage? a vehicle is never œpaid off in paradise. and before you know it somebodys drunk brothers gon be coming out the fourway for a juicy t-bone, and there goes the swiss bank account.does karate kick w you, not at you**

heard. cheers to that.

Still working on my book. It would speed things up if I could occasionally smoke a cigar indoors while typing away.

Saw a flyer for a Parkour Summer Camp.

Just yelled at my boss. I told him it was like working for a goddamn 12 year old. It ll be interesting to see how this pans out.

those silly muthaeffs slipped right through my fingers

why are twelve yos always in charge though. whats their secret.